(Dan) hey Einshine got anything to drink?
(Einshine)yeah in the fridge
(Gino) hey Dan uh grab me a glass of malk?
(Dan) I don't have any "malk" but I can give you some "milk"
(Einshine) that's what he just said
(Gino) yeah I just want some malk
(Dan) no your saying it wrong your saying "malk" like it's a disease
(Einshine) *laughs* how do you say it?
(Dan) I'm saying the way everyone outta say it milk M.I.L.K
(Einshine) yeah like 2%
(Gino) right whole malk
(Dan) nononono say milkshake
(Gino) milkshake
(Dan) ok now say milk
(Gino) malk
(Dan) *sigh* are you hearing this?
(Einshine) yeah the man wants a glass of mulk
(Dan) mulk?
(Einshine) GIVE HIM THE MULK DAN!
(Luna) Einshine, inside voices please
(Einshine) sorry Luna, it was them
(Gino) DAN! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!
(Dan) why are you yelling at me?
(Einshine) DAN JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKIN MULK!
(Dan) YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING
(Gino) WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK DAN
(Dan) no your saying ma-
(Einshine) MALLLLLLLLLLLK
(Gino) MALLLLLK
(Einshine) MALLLLKLLLLLKLKKL
(Gino) MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Dan) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *puts plasma pistol against head*
(Gino and Einshine) *picks up plasma pistols and aims at dan* DON'T DO IT DAN DON'T DO IT!
(Dan) YOUR GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
(Gino and Einshine) *looks at one another and puts their pistols against their heads and starts screaming and yelling saying put it down Dan*
(Dan)I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!
(Gino) YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME
(Dan and Gino and Einshine) *Screams and yells*
(Herobrine) *busts down door* WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
(Dan and Gino and Einshine) *looks at herobrine and drops the pistols* ..........
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