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you know what I feel like, lazy, and u know what I do when I'm lazy?

(JEFF) do a backflip

exactly

but a triple backflip

(JEFF) O.O

yes be amazed as I am the thoughts in your head...

(JEFF) y-you are?

yes, yes indeed you can't kill me or stab me in any way either...

unless... your up to stabing your head but I would  suggest you wouldn't do that

(JEFF) ugh...

I will be in your head forever now for its very comfortable in here... nice sofa in your head Jeffrey

(JEFF) HEY! DON'T CALL ME THAT! MY NAME'S JEFF!

(Luna) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(JEFF) what are you laughing about!? *pulls out knife*

(Luna) nothing, just the fact that you are talking to no one XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(JEFF) I WILL STAB YOUR EYES OUT!

now Jeffrey, that's the wrong choice, YOUR SUPPOSED TO STAB HER HEART OUT!

(JEFF) ya know I kinda like your thinking... what's your name?

Duncan

(Luna) DUNCAN!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOUR FACE A MILLION TIMES!

.... gotta go! *gets out of jeff's head and jumps out the window of the castle*

(Luna) GREAT JUST GREAT NOW I NEED TO FIX THAT WINDOW AGAIN! *thinks for a minute* wait... GINO!

(Gino) yes my Lord?

(Luna) FIX THAT WINDOW FOR ME RIGHT NOW!

(Gino) YES MEH LORDS!

(Luna) there's only one Lord here and that is ME

(notch) uhhh hello over here I'm a Lord too ya know

(Luna) really then? I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

(Notch) ITS ON!

(Luna) *boops notch on the nose* BOOP!

(Notch) *dies and respawns* ugh...

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