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Sadie: Now there's that guy.
Carter: Wait, Sadie! We need a plan of attack!
Sadie: I have a plan. Attack!
*
Anubis: So, your sister...
Carter: *looks menacingly
Anubis: Yeah, bad timing. I'll ask later.
Carter: *even more menacing look
Anubis: Or never. Yeah, I'm good with never.
*
Sadie: You're not my mom! And you're not theirs either!
Carter: I do not act motherly! Zia, do I act motherly?
Zia: Hey, I'm staying out of this one.
Carter: Walt, do I act motherly?
Walt: Uh, well, uh...
Carter: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk!
Walt: Yes, sir!
*
Amos: Where's Sadie?
Zia: Doing stuff.
Amos: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Carter?
Zia: Trying to stop Sadie from doing the stuff.
Amos: And Walt?
Zia: Trying to stop Carter from stopping Sadie from doing the stuff.
Amos: I see. And what are you doing here?
Zia: I'm supposed to be stopping you from stopping Walt from stopping Carter from stopping Sadie from doing the stuff.
*
Sadie: Name one bad decision I made in a week!
Carter: Would you like the list to be organized by date, location or amount of people injured?
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Riordanverse One Shots
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