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Notes: I love reading these so I thought 'why not?'
Jason: Okay, you stay here while I go check it out.
Leo: Hold up. Why is this starting to look like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time!
Jason: Nobody's Batman or Robin any of the time.
Leo: Not even some of the time?
Jason: Just stay here.
Leo: Oh my GODS!
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Percy: Big man with a bronze dragon. Take that away and what are you?
Leo: Supersized McShizzle, Supreme Captain of the Argo II.
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Mr D: I saw you sneaking out last night, Jackson!
Percy: *Play dumb!*
Percy: Who's Jackson?
Percy: *Not that dumb!*
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Leo: I mean this has got to be the best thing that's happened since... since the birth of Calypso. Hey, Calypso!
Calypso: *walks by
Leo: You look... like you're gonna ignore me again.
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Annabeth: Percy, what are you doing?
Percy: Will said I need to drink more fluids.
Percy: So I'm waiting for this ice cream to melt.
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Silena: Clarisse, what have you done this time?
Clarisse: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Silena: You stabbed someone!?
Clarisse: No, no. Aggressively poked.
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Riordanverse One Shots
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