Riordanverse One Shots

Incorrect Quotes 2 (Greco-Roman)

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Connor: Okay, are you ready?

Travis: I can't. I promised Katie I wouldn't get into trouble.

Connor: Why would you lie to your girlfriend like that?

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Jason: Hey, bro!

Percy: Yeah, bro?

Jason: Do you want a protein shake, bro?

Percy: Nah, bro.

Jason: Why, bro?

Percy: 'Cause you're the one that gives me strength, bro.

Jason: Bro.

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Luke: My girlfriend got turned into a tree.

Kronos: That's rough, buddy.

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Frank: I have no fears.

Percy: What if you woke up one day and Leo was taller than you?

Frank:

Frank: I have one fear.

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Uber driver: Alright, I think I'm close to you.

Uber driver: Is that you in the middle of the road?

Nico: Yeah. Floor it!

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Annabeth: Hi Reyna. How are you?

Reyna: Terrible. I've got this horrible headache that comes and goes.

Octavian: *enters room

Reyna: Oh, look. There it is again.

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Annabeth: What happened to you?

Percy: I swam in the Styx.

Annabeth: Did it hurt?

Percy: A little bit.

Annabeth: Is it permanent?

Percy: So far.

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Hazel: Hey Nico, how do you like your coffee?

Nico: As black as my unforgiving soul.

Hazel: *pours him a glass of milk

Nico: I feel insulted.