(To the tune of "Into the Unknown" from Disney's Frozen 2)
(No, oh, oh oh
No, oh, oh oh
No, oh, oh oh oh oh)
Trump:
I can hear them, but I won't
Because the democrats, are fucking gross
There's a billion reasons I shouldn't be impeached
But my coup backfired, and now I can't even tweet
No, oh, oh
(No, oh, oh, oh)
No, oh
(No, oh, oh)
Joe didn't win, it was all voter fraud
Who would vote against me, I'm basically a god
I'm the best since Lincoln but nobody seems to care
My only flaw is that Don and Eric are my heirs
I've had one term in office, and I'm not ready to go
I'd rather die than ever let Kamala or Joe
Into the office
Into the office
Into the office
(No oh, oh oh
No oh, oh oh, oh)
What do they want?
America's made a big mistake
Cause Joe and Kamala
Will never make them great
I've done so much during my flawless presidency
But the democrats keep trying to ruin my legacy
Every day a new allegation
something found from long ago
Don't they know they can't stop me, I'll never let Joe
Into the office
Into the office
Into the office
(No oh, oh oh
No oh, oh oh
No, oh, oh)
Biden:
Don please stop this
You can't keep me
From the office
The states need me
Trump:
No oh oh oh
(no oh oh oh)
No oh oh oh
(no oh oh oh)
No oh oh oh
(no oh oh oh)
Biden:
Bitch let it go!
(Oh oh oh oh)
Trump:
I'm going to Florida, this place fucking sucks
But I'll never let the democrats, into the office!
*Trumps yeets himself out of the office window and blasts off to Florida*
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Inauguration Day: The Musical
FanfictionA musical based on Joe Biden's inauguration, inspired by the music of Frozen and SNL. Help us get famous so Joe and Kamala notice us.
