Inauguration Day: The Musical

Ivanka's Hot

(Obama, Biden and Trump on zoom with Kamala)

Biden:
Hey there Kamala, sorry we've been out of touch
Trumps fucking crazy but we're almost back in Washington
How did this old Cheeto ever last all four years
I just want to take office and see him disappear 

Trump:
Hey, why would you say that!

Biden:
I'm just trying to tell the truth

Trump and Biden: *Fighting over the computer*

Obama:
Will you two stop it, you're going to break that! Just give it to me.

Yes it is true, dealing with Donald Trump is hard

Trump: Hard?

Biden: It's been bad

Trump: Bad?

Obama: It's been rough

Trump: You're mean

Biden: But soon you and I will be sworn into office

Trump: Not if I-

Biden: Shut up

How are things going-

Trump: Bad

Biden:
How are things going,
We have been meaning to ask
But we've been busy
trying to get Trump to wear a mask

Trump: I don't want to

Biden: Just wear it!

I'm so sick of this man-

Trump: Hey!

Biden:
Im so sick of this man

Obama:
Don, just shut up
let the adults talk

Biden:
God what a long flight

Obama:
Well at least tonight

Obama and Biden:
Will be the end,
of his presidency

We just have to make it to the inauguration

And get that bitch out, before he starts an insurrection

Obama:
Everything will change when you're president and Kamala is the VP

Obama, Biden, and Harris:
Then we'll be free

Trump: Are we there yet?

Biden: NO, and if you ask us that one more time-

Obama: Okay Donald, why don't you give Joe a break and watch some tv

Kamala:
Things in Washington
are going well, now that Trumps gone
I almost forgot that
this place could even be so calm

And soon the Trumps will be out of this place for good

Live their days out on his golf courses like they should

Trump, watching TV: Fox News!

Obama:
I'm proud of you two
Just keep pushing through
You'll change the country
wait and see

Trump: I'm on TV!

Obama, Biden, and (Harris):

We (you) just have to make it to the inauguration

Let's get that bitch out, before he starts an insurrection

Obama:
Everything will change when you're president and Kamala is the VP

Obama, Biden, and Harris:
Then we'll be free

Trump: Ivanka's hot!

Obama, Biden and Harris:  What the hell?

Trump: Bad time?

Obama:
Oh Joe I know
that you'll be a great president

Biden:
Aww, thanks Obama
I'm just glad to be your friend

Obama and Biden:
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond

Biden:
But not because we're gay

Obama:
No not because we're gay

Obama and Biden:
We're close but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad

Obama:
Well anyway  . . .

Biden:
It's inauguration day!

Harris:
It's inauguration day!

Obama, Biden, and (Harris):
It's inauguration day!
Hey hey hey hey!

We (you) just have to make it to the inauguration

Let's get that bitch out, before he starts an insurrection

Obama:
Everything will change when you're president and Kamala is the VP

Obama, Biden, and Harris:
Then we'll be
Finally free
Then we'll be free
then we'll be free
then we'll be free
then we'll be free!