*Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Ted Cruz on Trumps private jet*
Trump: Oh I just love Florida! The heat, my beautiful golf courses, all my wonderful fans . . .
Rudy Giuliani: Yeah Florida's great, but the inauguration is starting soon and we still haven't figured out how to change the election results. Do you have a plan?
Trump: Of course! I have the key to the office and we're running away to the state where my approval ratings are highest. None of those nasty-ass democrats are gonna follow us there!
*"In Summer" from Disney's Frozen starts playing*
Trump:
Tweets a-buzz
Democrats loosing their shit because
I'll be causing all sorts of chaos in Florida
No talk, of vaccines
It'll be just like 2016
Oh I can't wait to go cause some chaos in Florida!
I'll stop Biden from stealing what should be my second term
Maybe I'll even get some of those shitty blue states to turn
and I wish I could see
how sad Joe and Kamala will be
But I'll be out there causing chaos in Florida!
Dah dah, da doo, uh bah bah bah bah bah boo
Biden and Harris, oh what a mess!
Just leave me in office, now that makes sense
Rrr raht da daht dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah doo
And while I'm here golfing with office keys
I'll be remembered for being-
An amazing president!
The election was rough but I can still come up with a scheme
That puts me back in office and ruins Joe Biden's dreams
Oh the map will be red, until the day I drop dead
But until then I'll be causing chaos in Florida!
Ted Cruz, whispering: Should I tell him they can just take down the office door?
Rudy Giuliani: Don't you dare!
Trump:
In Florida!
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Inauguration Day: The Musical
FanfictionA musical based on Joe Biden's inauguration, inspired by the music of Frozen and SNL. Help us get famous so Joe and Kamala notice us.
