Inauguration Day: The Musical

Whiny Shithead

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Washington DC

Melania Trump, Speaking: Jesus Christ, I have no idea what to do.

Nancy Pelosi, Speaking: Melania? What are you doing here?

Chuck Schumer, Speaking: And where on Earth is Donald?

Melania Trump, Speaking: I don't know, and I could honestly care less where that idiot is.

*Music Begins, Fixer Upper from Disney's Frozen*

Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to Melania Trump:

Nancy Pelosi: What's the issue dear?

Chuck Schumer: What's stopping you from divorcing this Brat?

Nancy Pelosi: Is it the money that he has?

Chuck Schumer: Or the fact he's an Ass

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Or the way he keeps denying his defeat

Bernie Sanders: And though we know he's been impeached, our goal is still beyond our reach

Nancy Pelosi (With Chuck Schumer): To kick him out of Office, (Or our jobs are incomplete)

Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer: Cause he's a bit of a Whiny Shithead, and he's got all these flaws

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Like his plan with Corona

Bernie Sanders: His awful Aroma

AOC and Bernie Sanders: All the things that he does to avoid the law

All the Democrats: So he's a bit of a Whiny Shithead, and this we're certain of. You can dump this Fucking Shithead with no ounce of Fucking Love

Melania Trump, Speaking: Can we please not talk about this now, I have a big problem here

Jill Biden: I'll say, so tell me dear. Is it the fact he has these shows

Amy Klobuchar: Or all his hatred towards Joe

Pete Buttigieg: Or that he likes to play with Vlad and Kim Jong-un? What?

Beto O'Rourke: Do you feel so sorry for Him, cause we all call him an orange

All the Democrats: Or the way he won't have anything when his term's done

He's just a bit of a Whiny Shithead, his presidency was bad. His constant lying and awful crying is another reason why you're so sad. So he's a bit of a Whiny Shithead and we know what to do. If you hate this life you're trapped in then divorce this Fucking Douche.

Melania, Speaking: Enough! I'm not going to divorce him ok!

Elizabeth Warren: So she's a bit of a Whiny Shithead

Kamala Harris: That's a minor thing

Andrew Yang: Their wedding was a publicity stunt

Pete Buttigieg: And by the way, Trump always tends to swing *Wink*

All the Democrats: So she's a bit of a Whiny Shithead, her mind is just playing tricks. Get the Cheeto Man out of your plan, and your life will end up fixed.

Michelle Obama: We're not saying you could change him, cause that guy can't really change. We're only saying he's the worst and really Fucking strange. People make bad choices if they vote Republicans, but throw away that Spray-tanned fake and you'll be free again.

All the Democrats: Yeah You'll be free again! All the Trumps are kind of just Whiny Shitheads and we say that with no doubt. Eric, Ivanka and Don Jr need to get up and Fucking Out. All the Trumps are kind of just Whiny Shitheads and one thing's right for sure!

Michael Bloomberg: The only Shithead that could Shit upon a Mother Fucking Shithead is...

All the Democrats: You (You), You (You), You (You), You kicking him out the...

Cory Booker, Speaking: Do you Melania Trump agree to end this marriage...

Melania, Speaking: Wait, What?

Cory Booker, Speaking: You're divorcing him

All the Democrats: Door!