(Biden at Trump's Florida golf course)
Biden:
This is ridiculous, I won fair and square
You refused to admit defeat
You locked the office door
You stole the keys and ran away, but what for?
For the first time in forever
Will you please understand
For the first time in forever
*Trump tries to interrupt*
Just shut the fuck up man
You can't keep me from office forever
Don't let America live in fear
So for the first time in forever
Please do the right thing here
Trump:
Joe,
We know you don't have what it takes
I beat your ass in every one of the debates
Biden:
Bitch, what-
Trump:
Your team lost, now leave me be
I'm a better president than you'll ever be
You're just jealous that everyone loves me
Biden:
Actually they don't
Trump:
What do you mean they don't?
Biden:
I get the feeling you don't know
Trump:
What do I not know?
Biden:
The Republicans are turning against you . . .
Trump:
What?
Biden:
Come on man, you can't be that surprised
Trump:
You're lying!
Biden:
Yeah you wish, it's all over the news
Trump:
It can't be true, you're making it up!
Biden:
No I'm not, will you just admit you lost?
So for the first time in forever
The people can be free
Just admit you didn't win
And give up the fucking keys
Trump:
Oh please, you'll make the country worse
I'll never leave
You won't succeed
Biden:
I don't think you want to do that
Trump:
Why's that
Biden:
We can literally arrest you
Trump:
Oh fine
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Inauguration Day: The Musical
FanfictionA musical based on Joe Biden's inauguration, inspired by the music of Frozen and SNL. Help us get famous so Joe and Kamala notice us.
