Inauguration Day: The Musical

White House Lovin'

(Kamala Harris, Mike Pence, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer)

*Biden enters*

Kamala: How'd it go, did you talk to him?

Biden: No, he locked himself in the office and won't open the door. 

Nancy: But the Inauguration is starting soon, what do we do?

*Airplane takes off, Democrats and Pence blast to the window when they hear it*

Chuck: Oh my God it's Trump's plane, where do you think he's going?

*democrats turn to Pence*

Pence: Well you guys seem busy here, I'm just gonna head out-

Kamala: Nice try, you're not going anywhere until you tell us what we need to know.  Where can we find the orange?

Pence: Florida . . . but there's nothing I can do about it!  Now that he's gone I'm in charge.

Biden: Then I'll go find him, I'm not letting a Cheeto with a bad spray tan ruin my Inauguration.

Chuck: Ok, but you should take someone with you.  Obama?

Obama: Oh I don't know . . .

Joe: Just the two of us . . .

Chuck: Ok great, I'll have someone get a plane ready.

*A few minutes later*

(Everyone is waiting for the plane. Biden is with Kamala and Chuck, Obama is with Pelosi and Pence)

Kamala:  What was up with you and Barack back there?

Biden: What, nothing . . .

Pelosi:  Ok, what's going on between you and Biden? 

Obama: Well . . .

(Summer nights from Grease starts playing)

Obama:

White House lovin', oh what a blast

Biden:

White House lovin', went by so fast

Obama:

My VP was crazy for me

Biden:

My president was cute as could be

Biden and Obama:

But then voting days drifted away

To, uh oh, election nights

Pelosi and Pence:

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!

Tell me more, tell me more

Pelosi:

What did you tell your wives?

Kamala and Chuck:

Tell me more, tell me more

Kamala:

Well you still like him, right?

Obama:

Joe and I met back in '09

Biden:

Who knew a president could be so fine?

Obama:

I didn't mean to do this to Michelle

Biden:

Jill doesn't know, what a scandal

Biden and Obama:

That first term, something begun

But, uh oh, election nights

Pelosi, Pence, Kamala, and Chuck:

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!

Kamala and Chuck:

Tell me more, tell me more

Chuck:

The story can't end there!

Pelosi and Pence:

Tell me more, tell me more

Pence:

Wait why do I even care?

Obama:

Second term, went by too fast

Biden:

We liked eachother, but knew it couldn't last

Obama:

We made out right at my desk

Biden:

Those 8 years of my life were the best

Biden and Obama:

But white house flings, can't mean a thing

After, uh oh, election nights

Pelosi, Pence, Kamala, and Chuck:

Whoa whoa whoa

Pelosi and Pence:

Tell me more, tell me more

Pelosi:

This I am totally shipping

Kamala and Chuck:

Tell me more, tell me more

Kamala:

You two are so still pining

All:

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Yeah

Biden:

Trump started campaigning, oh what a mess

Obama:

We made the best of what time we had left

Biden:

I wish we could go back to those days 😔

Obama:

Now the oval office will never be the same 😉

Biden and Obama:

White House tea, Pres and VP

But, uh oh, election nights

Pelosi, Pence, Kamala, and Chuck:

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Kamala and Chuck:

Tell me more, tell me more

Chuck:

This better end happily

Pelosi and Pence:

Tell me more, tell me more

Pence:

Why am I still listening?

Biden:

January, thats where it ends

Obama:

We went home, said we'd still be friends

Biden:

Four years later, still miss him dearly

Obama:

I wish things had ended differently

Biden and Obama:

White House dreams, ripped at the seams

Because of election nights

Someone off Stage:  Obama, Biden, your plane's ready!