Hermitcraft / DreamSMP Crossover

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AAAAA I NEED AN UPLOAD SCHEDULE- I KEEP FORGETTING TO WRITE CHAPTERS I'M SO SORRY THAT THIS IS LATE 

"Can you dipshits shut the fuck up? I'm trying to sleep."

A tired British voice speaks up from the couch. Grian is a little surprised by the sudden swears while the Antarctic Empire duo sigh and quiet down. The previously sleeping blonde on the couch slowly sat up rubbing his eyes. He looked tired and beat up, which immediately concerned Grian. The child didn't immediately process Grian's presence in the room, but he finally does, he yells in surprise and almost falls off the couch which makes Phil and Techno laugh again.

"WHO IS THAT?"  He yells at Phil.

"You don't need yell, we're only a few feet away from you."  That earned Grian a glare from the child.

"Tommy, relax. I found him half-frozen in a cave alone."  Phil said calmly.

"You better not have adopted another fuckin' child Phil. You've already got three and look how that's going."

"Excuse me? My name is Grian, and I'm certain that I'm older than you, I'm not a child! Also wait- You have kids Phil?"

"Yeah.. Tommy and Tech' are two of-"

"I'm not your kid Phil."  The blood god interrupted.

"Techno doesn't approve of the whole "family" thing."  Phil said with a light chuckle.

"Wow. That's cool that you guys are a family!" Grian notices Phil's expression darken for a moment before it returns to normal.

"Anyways- the fuck you doing here? Never seen you before and I doubt Dream would let some random into the server during all this shit."  The child gives him a suspicious look-over.

Dream? That name sounds familiar... Isn't he that famous speedrunner with the smiley mask? Since when did he have a server?

"I uh- Don't really know how I got here? I got separated from my friends and woke up in the snow soooo"  Grian told the same story to the kid- Tommy was his name according to Phil- that he told before. Tommy gave Grian a look that sent shivers down his spine.

There's no way he can see through the lie right? He's just a kid.. Right?

"Well, in that case. Welcome to the shithole that is Dream SMP!"  He gestured lazily around with his hands.

Well, Tommy certainly doesn't seem to like it here. And- The server is named after Dream? That's a little egotistical ain't it?

"Hey. Where are you from Grian? You never said, and you're certainly not from here." Techno suddenly spoke while glancing subtly at the golden H.C pin on Grian's cloak.