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twenty-nine | ❝the fall of umb*tch❞

y/n's army

harry added daddy's girl

potter: are u not embarrassed?
this is really embarrassing 🚶🏻‍♂️

dean: the inquisitorial squad
is no more mwahahahahahaha

y/n: yh imagine being a shitty
leader? couldn't be me 😒

draco: you are literally in
detention for ✨truancy✨
right now so stfu

potter: tell y/n to shut up one
more time & ur getting punched

draco: sorry y/n </3

potter: yeah that's what i
thought 🙄

cho: wait why isn't harry
in detention too??

y/n: i told dumb bitch doorway
that if he gave harry a detention
i'll expose him for not paying his
taxes 😴

y/n: potter's had a rough week,
he doesn't need snape being an
asshole to add to that 😌

potter:

y/n: yeah i love you too
or whatever 🙄

parvati: draco i do feel bad for you.
you were in the baddest group around
& you ditched us for a bitch named
dolores 😛

padma: did our friendship @ the
yule ball mean nothing to you,
malfoy? fake friend asf 😴

mione: yeah eat slugs malfoy

draco: are you disrespecting
me or the weasley?

mione: yes

weasel: tf herman 😭

ginny: hey draco ? now that ur
little team is over , can you tell
blaise i'm free on saturday? 🚶‍♀️

weasel: GINNY NO

cho: GINNY YES

neville: zabini? i don't
blame her 🧍🏻‍♂️

y/n: so are we all blaise
simps? is that who we are?

potter: yeah ❤️

draco: no 💔

y/n: get well soon draco

y/n: oh godric,, snape is
suddenly in a good mood

seamus: check hogwarts'
twitter page & you'll find
out why >:)

weasel: UMBITCH GOT
SACKED ‼️

y/n: OGGY‼️OGGY‼️ OGGY‼️

weasel: OI‼️OI‼️OI‼️

draco: UMBRIDGE GOT
WHAT ?????

luna: she got just sacked
dragon malloy keep up 🙄

y/n: not minnie adding a
bunch of party emojis after
the tweet 😭

ginny: ugh queen 😩

weasel: my dad just told me fudge is
being forced to get his shit together
because of the 'whole vOldy iSnt
cOming Back uwu' shit

dean: ugh the way we knew about
voldemort from the beginning but
they didn't believe us 💃🏾

cho: yeah , the live stream during
the third task disappeared too ...
government conspiracy asf 💃🏻

luna: well my father & i were
always on your side harry :)

potter: i love the lovegoods

y/n: same ❤️

y/n: sooooo draco, how
do you feel? <3

draco: i feel like i'm dead 😒

draco: i'm not even alive,
i just feel like i'm fucking
dead 😒

draco: but i'm a bad ting
so we move 😒

neville: bad ting where?
there's nothing cool abt u🧍🏻‍♂️

parvati: BYE NEVILLE
MARRY ME

neville: oh stopppp ☺️

mione: what are you gonna do
now that your crew is disbanded
malfoy?

mione: with your lonely ass...

draco: i'm going to buy a black suit
with daddy's money & go all emo for
awhile whilst having an intense inner
conflict 😴

y/n: ok have fun ❤️

y/n: snape just told me i can
leave detention early, he's so
happy abt umbridge getting
fired lmao

potter: omg he's so petty 😍

mione: it's almost the end of
the school year & you're just
realising this now???

weasel: that man lit ral lee
hates your existence lmao

y/n: something snape
& i have in common 😍

dean: shush y/n , don't act
like you don't love ur m*n 😩

y/n: i h8 u 😩

dean: you don't 😩

y/n: yh u right 😩