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❝20k special❞

summary — the golden trio play among us @ midnight, neville's dead, and voldemort kills everyone lmaoooooooo
warnings — this whole book is crazy idc ,, also this one is kinda short,,, sorry guys 🙄

dead body reported 🚨

voldemort: it's
definitely harry.

y/nsus: it wasn't me luv
so mind your business

m1one: who died & where
was the body??

weaselton: it was neville,,
i found him in admin :(

voldemort: NOOO
NOT NEVILLE WTF

voldemort: HARRY YOU
HEARTLESS GOBLIN

y/nsus: it wasn't me
you smelly TOE

weaselton: i lit ral lee saw
u come out of admin a few
seconds before the body
was found harry

weaselton: you murdered
neville you... murderer1!1!

m1one: we need to be careful
guys! the imposter is still in the
game & there's only 3 of us left :(

y/nsus: a moment of silence
for the fallen

y/nsus: seamus, that cyan guy
who quit because i said his name
sucked, lav, fred, colin & now
neville :(

voldemort: ewwww
you killed them all

y/nsus voted for voldemort

y/nsus: frick you dude,
ur kinda sus dude, that's
not very nice of you dude

voldemort voted for y/nsus

m1one: are the rest of us gonna
vote harry or skipping?

y/nsus: WHY ME?!?!?

y/nsus: hermioneeeeee
please think this thru

m1one voted for y/nsus

y/nsus: ron baby,
don't do this to me

weaselton: this is for
neville u uglee poo head

weaselton voted for y/nsus

voldemort: i hope you like
drifting in space bitch

5... 4... 3... 2...1...

y/nsus: ur all getting blocked

. 　。　　•　 　ﾟ　　。 　　.　　　.　　　 　　.　　　　　。　　 。　. 　.　　 。　 ඞ 。　 . • . y/nsus was not the imposter. . . 。　. 　 　　. 。　　　　 .　　　　。　　 。　.

1 imposter remains...

you chuckled quietly under your covers as you heard harry shout from the boy's dormitory.

"no, i can't laugh yet," you giggled maniacally, "they're all gonna die."

hermione and ron had one task left to finish; they could be stupid and go for it or be cowards and do an emergency meeting as soon as the timer was up.

you acted fast, following ron into electrical as you held back your laughter. you needed to time it perfectly, it was the final kill after all and you wanted it to be special.

wait for it... wait for it...

"FUCK YOU, Y/N!"

you cackled as you heard ron scream multiple curses from the boy's room, the brilliant image of your white egg headed character stabbing his orange character through the head displayed on the screen.

hermione stared you with disappointment and betrayal, her hand covering her heart and whilst the other flipped you off when it was revealed you were the imposter the whole time.

"i thought you were bae," she whispered failing to maintain her pissed off demeanour, "t-turns out you're just fam- ow, get off meeeee!"

hermione broke, a wide smile and laughter on her face as you jumped on her and tackled her into a hug whilst the rest of the gryffindor girls attempted to sleep.

"i'm sorry, my love," you apologised over-dramatically, "i promise you that the next time we play both of us will be the imposter so we can kill those losers."

granger nodded, resting her head on your shoulder when she gave up on removing herself from your embrace.

"i can't wait."