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nine | ❝draco vs blaise❞

snakes & ladders

draco: alright bitches,
today's mission

draco: annoy y/n & the
rest of her losers until
they lose their shit

pansy: ...so we're doing
nothing today ?

blaise: mate your plans
are rubbish,, here's what
we're gonna do instead

draco: excuse me?

draco: you don't 'ave the
conch soooo you don't
get to speak 🙄

crabbe: guys, goyle & i
can't talk rn bc we have
a tutoring session with
snape

pansy: i thought he lost
his job?

blaise: yh what paint
can said ^^^^

goyle: he's reading us the
biff, chip, and kipper books ☺️

draco: are you fucking
seven???? you children

crabbe: we just enjoy
the classics bitch

goyle: purrr period 🙄

crabbe is offline

goyle is offline

draco: i hate it here

pansy: ur taking the piss

pansy: u aren't thinking abt
ditching us to go to y/n are u?

blaise: he wouldn't, he just
needs to focus right now,,,
don't you malfoy? 😐

draco: lol obviously

draco: let's hear ur plan
then blaze rod😐

pansy: hahahahaha
blaze rod 🤣💀😋😭✨

draco: silence paint can

blaise: well you want us
to be called the inquisitorial
squad right? let's fucking
be inquisitive

pansy: wait what does that
even mean?

blaise: interrogation shit

draco: pansy love, did you
pass your sats? i'm tempted
to call up a muggle school &
make you retake year 2

pansy: sym malfoy 😞

blaise: umbridge seems like
the type to appreciate the shit
we're trying to do,, she'll be a
good ally for us

pansy: ooo draco, you hung out
with y/n? what did they talk abt
in the group chat??

blaise: yes we need inside info,,
congrats pansy, you actually
contributed to this conversation ❤️

pansy: thank u for using my
actual name, it means a lot

draco: ...

draco: nothing rlly, they just
bullied potter & shipped dean
& seamus

blaise: hmmmm

blaise: all you do is eat
hot chip & lie 💔

draco: i have nothing to
hide u bloody wanker

pansy: blaise allow it man

pansy: don't disrespect my
man like that 😌

draco:

blaise: it's the only using
nicki memes for me

draco: it's the using 'it's
the ....' thing & thinking
you did something 4 me

pansy: yeah i'm gonna
go read the very hungry
caterpillar or smth bye

pansy is offline

crabbe is online

goyle is online

crabbe: did you miss us?

blaise: no not rlly

goyle: lololol blaise XD

draco: it hurt to see that

blaise: read up on what
we're doing ^^^

goyle: uhm,,, how do you
say that long ' i ' word? 😇

crabbe: how do you
pronounce squad???

draco is offline

blaise: