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summary — dumbledore's army take a trip to legoland before school starts & bump into their new rivals,, & blaise zabini is hot as fu-
warnings — you know what to expect lol

voldemort fucking sucks 😜

y/n: hermione left me by the lego
car section & i can't function in
public places alone please come
back to me love

weasel: she said she wanted
to stay by the pirate ship &
educate people on how it's not
an accurate representation 😭

potter: hermione asf

potter: omw y/n, i bumped
into dean and seamus so now
they're coming with me too 😋

weasel: i'm stuck with my
dumb little sister in the 4d
cinema,, just realised we're
too old for most of this shit-

hermione is online

mione: i taught them a
lesson, literally 😎

y/n: queen

"why are the cars so small!? harry, move your big ass to the side before i kick you out this thing!"

"maybe," harry strained as he turned the slow moving car to avoid a crying 6-year-old, "they're small because they're made for little assholes like that guy."

"can you guys stop arguing like an old married couple?" dean yelled from his spot a few metres away.

seamus nodded as he drove the two of them towards you, "we've only been doing this for 2 minutes and i think you've scared away half the kids here."

you smiled. "good."

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draco: look behind you
bitchass 😋

"oh, for fucks sake-"

"well hello there, y/n and friends!"

draco pulled up in his customised green legoland car with his 'crew', a speaker in hand that played the song with the lyrics 'when me and my gang pull up-'

crabbe and goyle shared their own car nodding seriously to the music as pansy shared hers with a boy you hadn't seen much of before.

harry groaned annoyed as he watched you stare at the stranger, "y/n, i swear to merlin-"

you faced harry, nudging him with your shoulder. "i didn't even say anything!?"

the boy grinned and drove closer to your car, pansy staring at the two of you with a dirty look you gladly returned.

"i'm blaise zabini but you, y/n l/n, can call me whatever you want-"

harry drove the car into blaise's with a 'kind' smile.

"oh, don't start i will drag you, 5 foot and all-"

blaise smiled too, "oh you're gonna drag me, now?"

"i will drag you!"

"drag me, harry! drag me!" blaise challenged as he pushed your car backwards with his.

everyone gasped over dramatically, draco pulling up next to dean as they placed bets on who would win.

"i challenge you to a race in our small ass cars," harry said, "loser has to do the winner's potion homework for the whole year."

you clapped your hand over your mouth and looked at your boyfriend in disbelief.

"girl, don't do it- it's not worth it."

"loser also has to do y/n's homework!"

you immediately hopped out the car and gave harry a quick kiss on the cheek.

"fucking win."

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"from dumbledore's army we have the chosen one, harry potter! and from the inquisitorial squad we have the one and only blaise zabini! the mission? to drive around the course and finish first! simple, innit."

everyone clapped as lee jordon finished his small announcement.

"we needed someone skilled with commentary, really glad you could make it," seamus said.

lee gave everyone a bright smile before facing the two competitors on the track.

"get ready! on your marks... get set... go!"

battle cries left harry and blaise's systems as their lego cars started to move at the incredibly fast pace of 5 miles per hour.

they drove forward with determination and anger until suddenly their vehicles stopped moving.

"why! what happened? y/n, what did you do?"

"pansy, all i did was breathe-"

a tired lego land worker came out of the control room and approached your groups with a frown.

"you guys do realise we're closed now right? it's almost 10pm..."

there was a small silence before you yelled 'scram!' and took out an envelope slamming it on the floor, a plume of pink smoke bursting out.

your group ran out in a crazed laughter whilst draco and his gang were left to deal with the aftermath. oh, just wait until his father hears about this.

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a/n: lol ty for 6k & sorry for being inactive for a week! it won't happen again 😀🤚🏾

— ronnie, currently flirting with blaise zabini