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three | ❝rita f*cking skeeter (again)❞

voldemort fucking sucks

y/n: i feel like i'm dead

y/n: i'm alive but i'm dead 💔

mione: fred & george just
told me what they witnessed
& i am so ashamed

weasel: nothing even
happened herman

mione: a s h a m e d

y/n: let's just change the
subject and move on 😋

potter: yeah so i need to go to
wizard court tomorrow to clear
my name because apparently i
lied about voldemort coming back-

potter: also the school thing-

potter: i gotta get back
to hogwarts 😋

y/n: ugh the ministry & rita
fucking skeeter are back
on their bs again

y/n: my mum told me rita's
making harry look like a fool
bc we ruined her chance at
a teen romantic drama or
whatever🤡

weasel: how come she's not
trying to make you look like
a fool too??

y/n: i'll pull a no no
curse on her 😐

mione: that's a bit much-

y/n: well she did write about
my 'strained relationship' with
cho chang & the 'scandalous love
triangle' between me, her and
........ yuh :/

weasel: nah what's rita's addy?
tell her to meet me at the
burrow 👺

mione: does rita not have
any respect??? fucking hell

potter: she said my eyes were
glistening with the ghosts of
my past 😐

weasel: that's sum year 2
literacy level stuff right there

y/n: welllllllll harry

y/n: i wish i could support
you at your trial but i'm not
allowed in the ministry 💔

mione: y/n what did
you do??

y/n: dw <3

potter: well tell the army that as
soon as i'm back @ hogwarts we're
gonna sort this stuff out 😋

y/n: not you telling me
what to do-

—

dumbledore sucks 😜

y/n: guys as soon as harry's
back @ school we're gonna
fuck shit up 🥺

mione: i-

mione: are you not
embarrassed? 😐

ron added harry

seamus: i never realised he
wasn't in this gc before-

dean: yeah he's kinda
irrelevant 🤭 harry potter
who? never heard of her

potter:

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a/n: thank you for 2k already,, like damn why and how tf do you enjoy this shit 😭

i literally had to watch the movie again bc i low-key forgot the plot and so much fucking happens in ootp so this book might be long 😋

— ronnie, currently dancing to wap with the twins