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twenty-two | ❝i must not tell lies❞ pt.2

y/n's army

y/n: we've already
fucked it up lmao

schlongbottom added ginny

ginny: lolz

ginny: we can't get to the
ministry on the brooms

mione: why? what happened?

y/n: okay so it's kind of a
funny story lmao

luna: it's quite hilarious
actually

neville: kind of? i wanted to
laugh but i was too stressed out

weasel: what happeneddddd?

y/n: okay so basically we got to
the broomshed and it was locked
right?? but i forgot the alohomora
charm,, got pissed off and now it's
destroyed 😀

potter: i'm super proud of u &
we'll fix it soon but rn umbridge is
opening the letter you gave me

padma: show us show us show us

parvati: live stream it lol

🔴 thechosen1 : is going live on instagram

parvati: i was joking.

"what is that device, potter? put that thing down right now!"

realhotgirldean: how old is this bitch-

"how old is this bitch...?" ron read out with a laugh, "dean, please i'm rolling in tom riddle's grave-"

"harry, what the fucking fuck?" hermione whispered, "oh, i know you aren't live-streaming right now."

umbridge paused in opening the letter, a letter she was told held the 'big secret' to your army. she closed the flap aggressively and pointed at the golden trio confused and angry.

"this is a trick, isn't it?" dolores questioned, "i bet y/n had something to do with this, that sneaky bastard-"

"say another word about my girlfriend and you'll regret it. don't even try it with me," harry frowned, "now open the letter love, don't be shy."

dumblewh0re: i am so attracted to you rn

realhotgirldean: y/n stop 💀

chochang: umbridge looks sooo pissed

"harry, hermione, and ron... if i open this envelope and nothing is inside... if this has all been a waste of my time you will suffer severe consequences," umbridge announced holding up the paper.

dumblewh0re: oh this is going to be good >:)

"i am now opening the paper," she said as she slowly lifted the flap.

l0ngbottom: she's taking too long ! when is she going to open it?

ginnny: sometime today would be nice 💀

"i am about to take out the paper," dolores continued.

dracomalfoy: omg hurry up ffs

ginnny: gtfo

sfinnagin: no but seriously just yell at her to hurry up to smth lmao

"i am now... pulling the paper... out... of the... envelope..."

"JUST TAKE IT OUT!" hermione cried irritated.

umbridge 'hmmph' -ed indignantly and removed the plain piece of paper, holding it up to her face trying to look for some sort of clue like the trio had said.

the old woman rolled her eyes and pulled out her wand. "there is nothing here!" she shouted, "you will all suffer for this ridiculousness, you disgusting little as-aHHHHAHHHHH!"

the paper then suddenly disintegrated and the charred particles of paper travelled up her arms, across her shoulder, up her neck, and into her hair - the black flakes reigniting and setting her hair alight.

sfinnagin: hehe 🔥

the teacher ran around panicked as she swatted at her head to put out the roaring pink flames but her attempts were stopped when the gwarp picked her up and centaurs swarmed at her feet.

"this... this is really fucking weird," ron mumbled to himself.

gwarp seemed confused in this moment and you didn't blame him, the giant putting the yelling teacher down and handing her over to the centaurs.

"nonononono! harry, tell them i mean no harm!" umbridge ordered alarmed. the boy scoffed quietly and shook his head.

"i'm sorry professor... but i must not tell lies."

then umbridge was taken away, never to be seen again.

dumblewh0re: it's not funny but it is chile

dracomalfoy: lemme just hide so i'm not next

chochang: chances of you being ambushed next are low...

dumblewh0re: ... but never zero <3

"y/n, we now need a new way to get to the ministry aha," harry said, "oh, and hi to all my fansssssss! yes, umbridge is unavailable right now and no lobster and gargoyle, you cannot get a custom made letter."

lovegood: wait the thestrals !

lovegood: we can take the
thestrals to london :)

"thestrals? okay cool, luna," harry read, "well that's been it for this live! don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz, i don't care if this is instagram- okay byeee."