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ten | ❝defence for dummies❞

voldemort fucking sucks

y/n: anyone else not ready for
our first lesson with door law est?

y/n: harry let's skip & high school
musical 2 fifty times in a row ❤️

potter: yuhlet'sgetintoit

weasel: you can't leave me
alone with haemorrhoid 😪

weasel: y/n defence against
the dark arts will suck without
ur commentary bro 😪

y/n: fine bro i'll go but only
for you bro, ily bro 😪

weasel: ily2 bro 😪

mione: skipping dada isn't
such a good idea anyway,, we
need to learn this crap for
our army?? duh

y/n: lol dada

potter: daddy 😏

mione: stfu </3

weasel: it's a no from
me love ,, let's go now

mione: i can't wait to
learn practical spells !

"can you please tell us why we aren't learning practical magic? how is this going to help us protect ourselves?"

it had only been only 5 minutes into the lesson when granger decided she had enough of this nonsense, the 'defences for dummies' book positioned tightly in her grip.

dolores gave her a toad-like smile, her hands coming together as she replied with a simple 'you don't need it.'

you scoffed, "uhhhh, yes we do. in case you haven't noticed, things have been getting dangerous around here and we need it. badly. teach us.... please."

dean began to clap a few seats away but was quickly silenced by seamus when the professor sent them a cold glare.

she turned to you, her 'smile' returning. "y/n, if you have something to say you raise your hand; those are the rules at hogwarts. 5 points from gryffindor."

you raised your hand. "if i fail my o.w.l.s because of this, hermione & my mum are gonna beat your a-"

"why would you need to learn practical spells?" dolores asked sweetly, "it is perfectly safe right now, there is absolutely no need-"

"what about lord voldemort?" harry asked, annoyed and bored.

you rose a brow at potter as half the class flinched at the name. he was being bold bold.

your professor's fragile calm demeanour began to break as she stepped towards him, her hand tightening around her wand.

"he is not coming back, harry. that is a lie."

"it's not a lie!"

"potter, you have just cost gryffindor 10 points and landed yourself in detention," she announced.

you noticed harry's eyes glare intensely at her, his fists opening and closing as he struggled to hold back whatever he wanted to say. so you said it for him.

"sooooo, according to you, cedric diggory dropped dead on his own accord?"

"his death was a tragic accident-"

"it was murder!" harry shouted, "i saw it happen!"

the class was silent as they watched potter and dolores scowled at each other, the atmosphere tense. "potter, go to my office," she stated calmly, "i'll deal with you later."

harry exited without a word and you were left to look at hermione and ron with the same 'girl, what the fuck just happened' look they gave you.

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harry<3: well fuck this shit

harry<3: who does this bargain
bucket barbie think she is?!

harry<3: i'm in a rage 😍

harry<3: y/n pls i'm pissed
tf off and idk what to do

harry<3: i could lit ral lee
explode rn

harry<3: i just made it to her
office and it is the ug lee est
thing i've ever seen

harry<3: she's got moving
cats on plates wtf i hate it
here

harry<3: we should've been
singing fabulous together but
i'm stuck in this shithole

harry<3: anyways how are
youuuu ❤️

y/n: this is why we have
the army now love,, don't
worry abt that wrinkly ass

y/n: i'll sort her out 😀

harry<3: if it ends up
with you in azkaban it's
not worth it

y/n: i'll only end up there
if i get caught ❤️

harry<3: wow ok chill
out bad gyal ting

y/n: harry no-

harry<3: don't pull up with
the mandem 🥶🔫💷💪🏻💯

y/n: make it stop 😍

harry<3: if you don't know
me, i'm m to the b-

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