Ship(s): Romantic Logince, Background Platonic Moxiety, Platonic Dukeceit, Creativitwins (they're all friends okay I make the rules)
Warnings: Swearing, blood mention and mutilation of meat, alcohol mention, NSFW mention (not that much just like... saying someone had sex in a sentence), food mention, possible second hand embarrassment
Summary: The thing about idioms is that Logan has a hard time understanding them metaphorically, and tends to stick with the more logical reasons. Which can be confusing to the others when he starts calling Roman his "other half".
Word Count: ~2.7k
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They had just finished up recording a video. Something about accepting trauma and accepting that you're allowed to move on from it. Thomas went up to his room for a nap while Patton walked over to sit by Virgil on the stairs. Roman wrapped his arm around Logan's shoulders with a big smile. "You did so well, Pocket Protector! Not as well as me but I'm sure you'll catch up soon!"
Logan rolled his eyes and moved out from under Roman's arm and crossed his. "Thanks. You were... adequate as well. Despite messing up a three sentence line five times."
Roman let out a loud scoff attracting the attention of Patton and Virgil. Patton covered up a laugh with a cough that wasn't very convincing. "It was a very difficult line, Logan! How dare you accuse Creativity of messing up!"
"Did Princey mess up another line?" Virgil asked from his place on the stairs. Patton punched his arm, muttering that it was rude. "I'm just asking a question, Pops. I'm not intending to be mean."
"Virgil!" Roman was red in the face with embarrassment and turned back to Logan who had a small smile. Roman's face softened slightly over his little giggle before remembering he was supposed to be upset. "Logan you sicked Virgil on me!"
"I do not believe that Virgil is sick. If he is, we should attend to that immediately."
"That was an expression, Alan Boring." Roman corrected. "Do you want me to add a vocab card?"
"Yes, thank you." Roman gave a thumbs up and sunk out. Logan walked over to the remaining sides. "Well, my other half is working on that I believe we should cover what to do to keep Thomas healthy during the editing process for the video."
Virgil fell down a step causing Patton to fall to the ground completely. Virgil coughed and moved back up while Logan just looked confused. "Your other half?"
"Yes?" Logan pulled out a vocab card. "There is a theory that the brain is composed of two parts, logic and creativity. Two halves making a whole person. While this is not factual I thought the idiom would work with Roman and myself. Is that not correct?"
"Logan-" Virgil started but Patton cut him off.
"That's really sweet that you're picking up nicknames like Roman and I! I'm sure that Roman would appreciate it. Too bad he wasn't here to see or understand your quip."
At this point Roman showed up with about three index cards in his hands. He walked over to the others staring at his cards as he moved. "Okay so I made the card but then I got distracted and doodled on these ones but I think they turned out okay. So, I want Patton's validation on- Wait are you guys talking about the schedule without me? Rude."
"My apologies, Roman, we haven't covered anything important yet as I had to explain a joke but I would like your contributions to this conversation as well." Logan gave a smile and Roman tightened his grip on the cards. "Are you going to hand me the card, Roman?"
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