Sander Sides Oneshots, B****

It Was Perfect

Pairing: Abusive Moceit, eventual hinted Loginceit/roloceit platonic or romantic

Warnings: Abuse, Hitting, food mention, sympathetic deceit, unsympathetic patton, unhealthy relationships, brief remus mention,

It's not as bad as it sounds okay?

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As much as Dimitri didn't want to admit, his life was kind of falling apart at the seams. His mom decided that he had to get a date for his cousin's wedding. It's not like any of his extended family had cared how he was doing before! But luckily, after accidentally flirting with a married man, he met Patton. He had round gold glasses, curly brown hair, and I smile that could just make Dimitri fall to his knees. It was perfect to start dating someone as perfect as him.

First of all, Patton could cook without burning down the house like Remus had when Dimitri was roommates with. Second, Patton was able to make the dumbest puns that could make anyone smile! Only two days until the wedding and Dimitri already got a boyfriend of one month.

"Hey, kiddo, how do I look?" Patton walked out into his living room wearing a blue suit with an untied bow tie resting on his shoulders. He looked down and gained a mischievous grin. "Ah man, looks like I still have to suit up."

Dimitri groaned, getting up off the couch, "That was an AMAZING pun, I applaud you." He walked over and helped Patton with his bow tie.  

After it was finally done, definitely without the help of five youtube tutorials, Patton gave his boyfriend a kiss on the check. "All tied up it seems." Dimitri gave another sound of annoyance. "Also, Dee, maybe tone up your lying a bit? It was a little confusing trying to guess what you wanted for dinner last night."

"Oh, I'm not a pathological liar, but I will not- I mean- will try to not lie..." He thought he already told Patton about his problem, but maybe not. Dimitri knew people got annoyed by it and had taken speech therapy lessons before. "But hey, we're going to be able to steal the show with our fabulous looks."

They shared a kiss and fell to the couch. The two of them ended up with Dimitri starfished on the carpet as Patton cuddled into him. It was perfect right? There wasn't much time until the wedding and he would be able to please his grandma and mother. The blond wasn't used to being praised by anyone or even cuddled. He had yet to admit to his boyfriend that he hadn't hugged anyone in over five years since he moved out of his mom's house. That fact alone would probably urge Patton to hug Dimitri over and over, which he honestly wasn't sure he'd be comfortable with. It was nice to have someone dote on him, but would Patton bring that overboard?

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It was wedding day!

Dimitri and Patton walked inside the church, not exactly knowing what to do. Neither of them had been to a wedding in a long time. But, at least they were together and there wouldn't be any angry or disappointed mothers because a certain heterochromia eyed young adult had failed his one and only request. Though, there were people from the groom's family glaring at people being gay publicly.

"So you actually managed to get a date? I was worried you were going to show up with your slimy snake." Dimitri's mom laughed, causing Patton to have a little chuckle. "And look, he has a fine taste in jokes too!"

"First of all, snakes aren't slimy and secondly, you wouldn't say that if you knew how many puns he makes a day."

    Patton gave a little smile, making Dimitri drop his fake glare. "I just gave a little slither at a joke!" That made Dimitri's mom laugh into her hands as the blond gave an unimpressed look. "Enough of that, the wedding's starting!"

    All things considered, it was a fine wedding. The bride and groom became wife and husbands. Even though, it was just outdated and expensive pageantry. Okay, so Dimitri was a bit biased because of the amount of boredom he was experiencing. But, that statement held true if you just googled the average amount a wedding costs, without the price of dresses. He glanced at Patton, who seemed happy to be there, causing him to gain a weak smile. At least he was having a good time.