"Heavy!" I screamed. Yes, it's me the Scout from the BLU team. Again. Heavy comes rushing in. "Where's my bat", I say in my Boston accent. "Uh oh. Not good", says Heavy. He turns to run but I rush around in front of him. "Not so quick... fatty". He looks scared as I stare into his eyes. "Where's.. my.. bat!". I'm get really annoyed now. I want my bat and I don't have it. Heavy says with a sigh, "Medic took it for some... "testing". I thought about that for a second and Heavy took his chance. He went running, well, speed-walking down the hallway; not daring to look back. I then ran to Medic's laboratory. From outside the double doors, I could see sparks flying. I crashed in and saw my beloved on a testing table. Sparks of all colors flew as Medic drilled it with God knows what. "Ack!". I screamed one of those girly screams. Medic looked up and froze for a second. But then, he smiled a devious smiled and laughed evilly. Then, he went back to work. "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!", I screamed with horror. "Testing", he replied with a German tongue. Then he said something in his language that I couldn't understand. "What a disaster", sighed Spy. I spun around and there, in the dark corner, was Spy. He was shaking his head. "Just turn your back. Nothing you can do." I could've sworn he was smiling. Then I left. I went to the balcony and sat at the edge. After all me and my bat have went through.... I started to daydream. Then I heard screaming in the hallways. Demoman had been drinking a bit more than he should've. He ran down the halls screaming and as fast as he came, he had gone. Then I felt a touch on my shoulder. I looked and there was Medic. He had a scary smile and said... "Come with me". I stood up, and with a slouch, a followed him to his lab. My bat, or at least what used to be my bat, was there. It had stripes of yellow and red on. I gasped, almost fainting. "I call it... THE ATOMIZER!!"
