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Setting: mentioned
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Type: fluff
~~~~~~~~~~Atsumu: "How fast can you say this word 'super cali fragilistic expiali docious'?"
Bokuto: "Super- fragil..."
Atsumu: "Haha."
Kuroo: "You can do this bro!"
Oikawa: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" He said proudly.
Kuroo: "There you go!"
Bokuto: "Super fragilious- ehhh bleh."
Atsumu: "Super licious right Bo?"~~~~~~~~~~~
Kuroo: "Tsumubro do not be mad.."
Bokuto: "We were playing around and we kind off.."
Oikawa: "Spilled the red lipstick in your white Valentino bag.."
Atsumu: "Oh it is fine!"
Oikawa: "…"
Kuroo: "…"
Bokuto: "…"
Atsumu: "Wait..YOU SPILLED LIPSTICK IN MY WHITE VALENTINO BAG?!?"~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oikawa: "What the fuck are those?!"
Kuroo: "What?"
Atsumu: "He finally gone mad."
Oikawa: "Bo-chan what are those?"
Bokuto: "Huh? Oh these are my crocs!"
Oikawa: "I do not like em." *making a disgusted face*
Kuroo: "Not everyone is as rich as you Kawabro."
Bokuto: "Yea! I can not even buy chicken nuggies!"
Atsumu: "Give me your fucking money!"~~~~~~~~~~~~
Atsumu: "Why do you look so pissed?"
Bokuto: "Yea bro are you okay?"
Kuroo: "My cousin come over this week end.."
Oikawa: "So?"
Kuroo: "I complimented her being the good cousin I am."
Atsumu: "Please be my brother."
Oikawa: "Then?"
Kuroo: "She was like 'no no I am ugly' like.."
Kuroo: "WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMEEEEENT?!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Akaashi: "How..?"
Kenma: *shakes his head in disappointment*
Iwaizumi: "How the fuck did you get kicked out of STARBUCKS?!"
Kuroo: "We forgot we were in Starbucks! And well.."
Sakusa: "How do you.."
Oikawa: "It is not our fault! Bo-chan asked a stupid question!"
Bokuto: "I did not!"
Atsumu: "Yeah you did!"
Kenma: "That does not excuse you breaking the table.."
Kuroo: "We were laughing too hard.."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oikawa: *stating reasons why he thinks aliens exists*
Kuroo: *kind of agreeing*
Bokuto: *not understanding a thing*
Atsumu: "Aliens do not exist idiot."
Kuroo: 'oop'
Bokuto: 'shit is about to go down'
Oikawa: "I think I know more about aliens than you genius"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I can not think of any more sorry.🙇
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