Iwaoi Oneshots❤❤❤

Karen

Au: non-volleyball
Setting: their mansion and grocery shop. They are  rich and powerful
Triggers: homophobia
Type: fluff
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❤Third person's POV❤
"Iwa-chan~" Oikawa said from behind the couch Iwaizumi was sat at. "What,Toruu?" Iwaizumi said turning his head to look at Oikawa. "We are out of groceries. We have to go and get them." Oikawa said walking to Iwaizumi. Iwaizumi groaned,"and why can we not send the butlers?" Iwaizumi said raising an eyebrow.

"Because." Oikawa said sitting on Iwaizumi's lap. "We do not go to get groceries any more and I am bored." Oikawa said wrapping his arms around Iwaizumi's neck while looking at him. "Fine.." Iwaizumi said. "Let's go get ready." "Yay!!" Oikawa immediately got off his lap and ran to their bed room and into his walk-in closet.
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Iwaizumi was wearing black ripped jeans with a white graphic shirt and a long black coat on top. He had an expensive watch on. He was wearing a black mask as he did not want any one to recognize him and have paparazzi behind him.

Oikawa was wearing a black ripped jeans,which were a bit more  ripped than Iwaizumi's one, and had fishnet underneath. He had a white crop top on,which was covered by a coat of Iwaizumi's that was big on him. True Oikawa is tall and Iwaizumi is shorter but Iwaizumi was more muscled and Oikawa was lean so his clothes were big on him. He also had a black mask on for the same reason as Iwaizumi.
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They got out of their car and walked into the shop. They parked their car a bit far from the shop. "What do we need to buy?" Iwaizumi said. "Hmmm let me see. First-" Oikawa was cut off by a yell. They looked at the direction from where the yell came from and saw a lady yelling at a worker. They did not think much of it and continued with their shopping.

"Okay the last thing on our list is milkbread!" Iwaizumi laughed at Oikawa's excitement. "Okay let's go." Their cart was almost filled. "Which brand do you want?" "Hmmm I do not know. Which is the best?" :Oikawa looks so cute when he is deep in though.' Iwaizumi thought.

"Excuse me!" One lady came and shoved Oikawa almost making him fall. "Hey! What is your deal?" The kArEn rolled her eyes. "You were in my way." "You are blocking the way to the milk breads!" Oikawa whined. The KaReN gasped,"are you calling me fat?" "What no!" Iwaizumi said. "Stay out of this. Did you just call me fat? You stupid pig!" She yelled and slapped Oikawa.

Iwaizumi's eyes widened. He went to Oikawa shoving the stu- I mean lady. "Baby are you okay?" Iwaizumi said and Oikawa nodded. "Baby?! Ew you two are fags!" Oikawa upon hearing this started tearing up. His dad was homophobic,so this word brought out bad memories. "Excuse me?" "And what the hell are you wearing? Boys are not supposed to wear tops like that!" The KaReN said disgusted.

Iwaizumi was mad and seeing his husband cry was making him more mad. "Listen lady! I do not know what is the deal with you but leave my husband alone. You crazy homophobic bitch!" She gasped. "You will pay for that." She then started to yell. "Help! I am being threatened! Help!"

Two workers came to them. "What is going on?" "They are harassing me! Help!" They looked at Oikawa who was still crying into Iwaizumi's chest with Iwaizumi comforting him. "I would like to know what happened." "I was trying to buy some milk bread. When they came and shoved me I was asking why they did it then they started saying bad stuff to me." She cried. The workers looked confused and did not know what to do.

"That is not true!" They turned to see a black teen boy. "Do you know what happened?" "Yes I do. I even filmed it." The boy handed his phone to the worker. The worker looked at it and told the kAreN to leave but she did not. Instead. "He is lying! They are in this together to frame me!" She said to the worker. She then turned to the boy and said,"go to back to your country!"

A slap sound was heard through the shop. Lots of people came to see the ruckus. The lady turned to see Oikawa looking at her enraged. "How dare you! I will sue you for doing that!" Iwaizumi and Oikawa looked smug. "Actually we can sue you for one saying such stuff to a minor. And for such language. The new law will not tolerate this you know?" The lady looked perplexed then got mad.

"Do you know who I am? The mayor is my brother! I can sue you!" Iwaizumi and Oikawa looked at each other and started laughing,which confused the others and enraged the kaRen.

"Do you know who WE are?" Iwaizumi said. Now the whole shop was quiet listening to this,some filming it. "I do not need to." Iwaizumi and Oikawa pulled their mask down and the woman immediately paled. "We are the Iwaizumi's. You have messed with the wrong people lady." Oikawa chuckled. The others were shocked.

"I-I" "Do not think about running away. We have your video here. We can easily track you down." Iwaizumi said bringing Oikawa closer to him. "Oh and you are going to be sued!" The kaRen ran away. "Everyone please go back to what you were doing." So did everyone.

The boy was about to leave when Iwaizumi stopped him. "Hey wait!" The boy turned. "Do no be scared. We want to thank you for what you did. And I am sorry for what she said. Do not listen to her. You have rights in this country just like the others. Here." Iwaizumi handed the boy $10000. "Oh no. I can not take this.I was just doing what was right. Please I do not need it." "I insist." The boy then took it hesitantly.
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"What a grocery trip." Oikawa said laying down on the bed after taking a bath with Iwaizumi. (Yes they took a bath together.) "Yeah. We are never going to a grocery shop again. Anyways are you okay? I know that word brings lots of bad memories." Iwaizumi said worried. "I am fine. Especially after that bath. Now cuddle me!" "Okay okay." Iwaizumi got in the bed spooning Oikawa.
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Did you ever encounter a Karen? I never did. But I want to.
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