InquisitorMaster One Shots [discontinued]

Funny skit like scenerios

Not a oneshot (completely) but just little stupid scenerio skits, for fun and to get some ideas.

SWEAR WARNING!

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Jade: I'M GOING TO DRINK THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE OF MAYONNAISE

Alex: Babe.

Jade: LETS GOOOOO

Alex: Babe no

Jade: *begins to chug the bottle of Mayonnaise*

Alex: Babe please

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Luca: Charli, Jade and Zach is bullying me again what do I do? :(

Levi, who was hiding in the shadows: They were WHAT?

Luca: Bullying me. They kept calling me a freak and a nerd, also tried chasing me so I think they were also trying to kill me too.

Levi: It's alright Luca, I've got this *pats his head*

[Levi goes outside of the room.]

[Insert screaming]

[Levi walks back into the room covered in blood]

Levi: It's all taken care of

Luca, who is blissfully ignoring the blood: Aw, thanks Levi! :)

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Sora: Alright, we gotta try and figure out SOMETHING we have in common!

Jax: Uhhhh... I got nothing, no idea in the slightest. You?

Sora: Hmmm.. I know!

Jax: What is it?

Sora: You hate me, I hate myself, we can bond over hating me!

Jax: Sora

Jax: Sora are you okay

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Zach: What's yellow and something you shouldn't drink?

Alex: Zach-

Zach: A school bus

Alex: Zach it's over

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Jax: We got da cookie dough

Light: Aye *shows cookie dough*

Jax: Da Queso

Light: *reveals Queso*

Jax: And da Sunny Deeeeeeeeee

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Jade: Zach, do me a solid and launch that lolipop

Zach: *looks at Jade, looks down hallway before throwing it*

[ceiling breaks]

Both Zach and Jade: SHI- *RUNS*

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Zach: Hello everybody.

*crowd cheers*

Zach: *Strums guitar and leans down to pick up something*

Zach: *holds up sock* WHERE'S SORA-

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Sora: And this is from like- when he was fat *grabs part of Jax's chest, lifts it and then drops it, letting it jiggle*

Jax: *backs up* Dude it's literally just like-

Zach: Nah dude-

Sora, pointing to Zach: Did you see that?

Jax: It's like a pec, Sora

Zach: Noooo, bro

Jax: *starts to run away*

Sora: Yeah but like when I let go of it, it was like bouncing-

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Jax: *reaches hand under bathroom stall*

Sora: *grabs it*

Jax and Sora:

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Jade: You wanna bite of my uh- ice cream?

Drake: No, no..

Jade: Please?

Drake: Fine

Jade: *Shoves spoon full of ice cream in Drake's mouth-*

Drake: huRKK-

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Sora: So l got these new depression meds and it's making me feel like-

Jade: You're depressed?? Get the fuck out of my house, Zach get the broom-

Jade: *shoving Sora out with a broom* Get the FUCK OUT

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Zach with a giant bottle of Pepsi: I do the stupid things, that's my place in the group.

Zach: *begins to chug Pepsi*

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Charli: It's Jade the Alligator!

Alex: It's time for Jade to eat!

Jade: *bites infant's head*

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Zach: What do you want, homie?

Charli: I want to die

Zach: That can be arranged!

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E goodbye