Stuck in the desert

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An English man, Irish man and a Scottish man where driving in the desert and the car broke down so the three men decided to take on thing each from the car. The English man said "I'm going to take the window wiper so I'll have enough to drink". The Irish man said "I'm going to take the seat so I can sit down". Last of all the Scottish man said "I'm going to take the door". The english man and the Irish man look at him and said "out of everything in the car you chose to take the door?". The Scottish man said "yes so If it gets hot I can roll the window down".

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