Farmers rhymes

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A farmer has three daughters and they all have dates tonight.

The doorbell rings and the farmer answers it. The boy says "hello I am Joe, I am here for Flo, we are going to the show, mis she ready to

go?" So she comes down stairs and leaves with Joe.


The doorbell rings again and the boy says "Hello I am Eddie I am here for Betty, we are going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?". And so

They leave together.


The doorbell rings a third time and the boy says "hi my name is Chuck......" The father shoots him!

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