Must Confess

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A mans wife was dying and he sat on the bed beside her.
She said in a tired voice "There's something I must confess."
"Shhh" said the husband "everything's alright."
"No, I must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, his best friend, your best friend, your neighbour and your dad."
"I know." Whispered the husband "Thats why I positioned you, now close your eyes."

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Credit to @Blood-Wolf.

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