A hippie gets onto a bus and sits down next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over at the
nun and asks if she wants to have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question politely declines and gets of at the next stop. When the bus
starts again, the bus driver says "if you want I can tell how to get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of coarse says he love to know. So the bus driver tells him him that every Tuesday
evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pay to The Lord. "If you went dressed on
Robes and glowing powder" says the us driver, "you can tell her that you are god and command
Her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun.
Right on schedule the nun shows up. While in the middle of praying the hippie gets out of hiding,
In robes and a glowing mask of god. "I am god, I have heard your prayers, I will answer them but
you must have sex with me first" he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she can keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and
quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After they have had sex,
The hippie rips of his masks and says HA HA I am the hippie!
The nun quickly replies by ripping of her mask and saying HA HA I am the bus driver!
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