A women finally buys a house and for some strange reason she decided to name her house. But she couldn't think of a name. She thought and thought and thought until one day she got a idea, 'ill just name it the first thing I hear on TV' she exclaims happily pleased with her solution.
She turns on the TV and the first thing she hears is 'Harry but'. So she turned of her TV and wrote a sign to put over her front door saying 'Harry Butt'.
A few days later she buys a cute little dog. She had a problem with naming the dog, the same problem she had with the house so remembered her sculpt ion for the house. 'I know, I will turn on the radio and name it the first thing I hear' so she turns on the radio and she hears the word 'CRACK'. So she makes a name tags that reads 'Crack'.
A few weeks later she looses Crack. She searched and searched and searched but she could not find crack. So she Caled the police. 10 minutes later the police man arrives at her door, and she answers.
'Ma am what seems to be the problem'?' He asks her. 'Oh officer, I looked all over my hairy but but I could not find my crack' she says desperately. The officer looks bewildered and he clears his throat and says 'man am I have a sculpt ion for your problem' he says uncomfortably. 'Really' she asks him. 'Yes' he says and hands her the disposable razor. 'Please shave'.
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