Bitting

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A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid

reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.

"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."

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