Jokes

Little Jonny

Little Jonny wakes up one morning hearing strange noises coming from his parents bedroom.

When he opened the door his dad was on top of his mum naked. He said "dad what are you and

Mum doing? His dad said "I am parking my car in your mums garage, now go back to bed".

The next day the little girl from next door came over to play with Jonny. "I got a new game to

play" says Jonny, "it's called parking the car" said Jonny to the girl "want to try it?" "Sure" said the

Girl. Well Jonny tells her how to play and they get of at a good start a few minutes later all you

could here was little Jonny screaming. His mum comes rushing into the room asking what was

Going on. The girl try's to explain by saying "we'll we were trying to play part the car and Jonny

Got his car almost all the way in but you see the the back tyres didn't fit in so I cut them off.