Robot For Sale

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out on dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says "Ok, ok, I was at a friends house watching some movies."
Dad asks "What movies were you watching?"
Son says "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says "Ok, we were watching porn."
Then the dad says "What! At your age I didn't even know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The the mum says "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

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Credit to @Blood-Wolf
Another picture of Animal Cruelty above.
It has info on it as well.

I hope you guys have all stopped buying those products.

Sorry for not updating yesterday I was at my grandmas with no wifi!!! I was dying. And this morning I was Volunteering at the animal shelter "Pets Haven" if you guys want a cat or dog and live in Melbourne, Australia go rescue on from Pets Haven. And if you come on a Saturday Morning you might be able to meet me ❤️❤️❤️
Thanks for reading and please make sure to stop buying animal tested products 💚💚💚

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