Dreams: Wandavision

6. All-New Halloween Spooktacular!

I LOVE this episode!!!!! But i'm also very confused...
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I was awake, and in my costume, unlike Pietro. I sat next to where he was laying, on the couch. The twins were grabbing some food.

"Where's your costume, Tommy?" Billy asked.

"This is my costume. I'm the cool twin." Tommy said.

"What does that make me?"

"Hmmm." Tommy was thinking. "A dorkosaurus Rex."

"Not a real dinosaur."

They walked up to the couch. "Man, he even snores cool." Tommy said. "You think so? I've spent 11 years of sleeping next to him, and you don't wanna hear that." I said.

Tommy laughed, and said: "I'm gonna wake him up."

"Don't!" Billy held onto his arm.

"You scared?" Tommy asked.

"He's our uncle, why would I be scared?"

"'Cause it's four o'clock in the afternoon. You're secretly afraid he's a vampire."

I laughed a little, but they ignored me.

"No, I'm not." Billy said.

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

Pietro ran, with super-speed to them and yelled: "Blood is thicker than water! I show you!"

The twins screamed. And he followed them. I laughed. After he ran circles around us, he made stabbing movements with his hands, and the twins kept screaming.

Wanda came downstairs. "Oh! Somebody better be bleeding, broken, or on fire." She was wearing a red... costume, I guess, it looked kinda cool.

"Whoa, mom. Are you old red riding hood?" Billy asked.

"I'm a sokovian fortune teller."

"Wow, that is so..." Pietro started. 

"Rad." Tommy said.

"Lame."

"Lame."

"Worse than the costumes mom made us that day we got typhus."

"That's not exactly how i remember it." Wanda said.

"You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma." Pietro nodded. Wanda looked confused and then smiled, and walked away.

Vision came downstairs, in a strange costume. 

"Whoa! Sweet costume bro-ham-in-law. Let me guess. Uh, Traffic light!" Pietro said and Vision sighed. 

"Half-shucked corn! A booger!"

"Yes." Vision said.

"Yes!"

"Well, Thank you for humoring me and wearing this ridiculous get-up, honey." Wanda said. Pietro and I walked up to the kids.

I watched as Billy, Tommy and Pietro played. 

Billy looked in the camera and said: "Mom and dad have been, not fighting, just, like, different."

Pietro and I stood up and walked up to Vision.