~Hanako-Kun x reader One shots~

When he uses pickup lines (Hanako-Kun Scenario)

-Hanako had a problem. Well, not a problem but more like an obsession.

- For the past few days, he has been constantly using pickup lines to try and get you to notice him.

-"Hey Y/n-san, even though I am a ghost, I still value my breath. So it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked by."

-"Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart,"

-"Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes,"

-That was what you heard every day and to be honest, they were making you fall for him. Sure they were annoying, but they made your flutter with joy.

-Knowing Hanako, you could never tell if he was being serious or playing some elaborate prank.

-You guys were hanging out on the rooftop after school one day. For once it was quiet and peaceful.

-Until...

-"Y/n-San, would you like to commit the perfect crime with me?"

-You stared at him a little taken aback. You tilted your head in confusion.

-"What do you mean?"

-"I can steal your heart and you can steal mine. Don't worry though, the jobs already halfway done~"

-He grinned and moved closer to you.

-Your mind was racing a thousand miles an hour since you were so flustered. You couldn't tell if he wanted to kiss you or if he was just trying to mess with your head.

-The proximity between the both of you really didn't help matters.

-Hanako gently tugged at your wrist.

-When you looked up, you saw his eyes were staring back quizzically.

-What did he want?

-Why was he looking at you as if he was waiting for some kind of response?

-That was when you realized that haven't said anything in the past few minutes.

-You decided to end this once and for all, hoping that he really did like you.

-You took a deep breath and susurrated, "On a scale of 1-10: You're a 9 and I am the 1 you need"

-There was silence.

-And more silence.

-Who knew silence could be quite this loud?

-You swore that he could hear your heartbeat.

-The next thing you know, his lips were crashing onto yours.

-You closed your eyes and kissed back.

-His lips were a little chilly but not something that bothered you.

-"I KNEW THAT THAT WOULD WORK!!" He yelled once we pulled away.

-I laughed at his childishness. Sometimes I forgot he was over 50 years old.

-Hanako stared at you for a good minute as if he was going to say something before he let out a groan.

-"God, you're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line,"

I also had a bit of a hard time figuring out how to end this. I don't know why I'm having this problem all of a sudden. Since I don't go to school on Monday, I am going to try and upload another one-shot that day. I already am halfway done with it, I just need to stop getting sidetracked. 😅 As always, I hope you liked this scenario, and uhh I guess vote and comment...and other stuff. Gosh, I sound like a Youtuber XD Have a good day!