Sidenote: If you would like to have the best experience of your life, copy and paste this into google translate and click the audio option. You can't fit all of the text in that box so delete whatever is necessary. The pic is of Kazoo Gurl, drawn by my collab partner!
Yours truly, @ItsPiinkuu and
It was a normal sunny day at Kamome. The branches swayed softly as the students focused on their classes. It was quiet, save for the wildlife. The teacher in this particular class droned on about the Theory of Relativity while the students took notes, patiently waiting until the clock signaled lunchtime. From an outsider's perspective, the day would appear to be normal. And that was the case until the peace was violently disturbed.
*Loud Kazoo plays in background*
Tsuchigamori: Who da fuq just did that? *glares intensely*
*Kazoo gets louder* Tsuchigamori: wAs tHat YoU yAmAbUkI?
Lemon: *Looks up from phone* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh no, sorry fam
Yashiro: *sees spirit floating above Tsuchigamori holding a golden kazoo* The hell do you think you're doing?!
*Girl Kazoo spirit starts laughing in autotune *
Yashiro: wHy ArE yOu DoInG tHiS
Kazoo Spirit: Because fUQ you, that's why! *Dabs and yeets through wall* Bye Bye!
Later on that day, Yashiro stormed to the old building. She was determined to find answers as to who thought it was a good idea to play the kazoo during her class.
Yashiro: *Slams bathroom door* Hanako, who in the freaking frickle frackle is Kazoo girl?
Hanako: *Aggressively munches on donut* I dunno lemme eat my donut in peace, woman
Yashiro: *Slaps donut out of his hands* She was being annoying in class and cursed my eyes by dabbing.
Hanako: hhhhEY, I was eating that, daikon! And I don't even know what dabbing isssss!
Yashiro: It's "A simple gesture in which a person drops their head into the bent crook of a slanted, upwardly angled arm, while raising the opposite arm out straight in a parallel direction."
Hanako: Oh so like this! *Dabs*
Yashiro:...
Yashiro: Never do that again.
Kou: *Opens door like a normal person* Tis' a good afternoon mine own fellow companions. Howith everyone this present day?
Hanako: Apparently there is a kazoo spirit going around and annoying people.
Kazoo Girl: *playing All Star while slamming door open* WHAT'S UP FUCKERS!! WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE ANCIENT ONE?!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0opSX9ud9qU)
Kou: My lordith, who is't thou playing that ungodly tune?
Kazoo Girl: Ungodly?1 i'll have you know that this kaz00 makes the most holy sound you'll ever hear1
Hanako: You're being annoying
Kazoo Girl: I know you are but wat am i? >:)'
Hanako: T-that doesn't even make sense
Kazoo Girl: I know you are but wat am i?
Hanako: I-
Kazoo Girl: I know you are but wat am i?
Hanako: *Gives up and sulks in corner*
Kou: *Breathes in deeply* I shalt end this once and f'r all.....UnO rEvErSe
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~Hanako-Kun x reader One shots~
FanfictionWhy hello there, dear friends! Do you love the anime/manga Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun? Well, so do I! This book will contain one-shots of everyone's favorite ghost boy, but I will write for other characters upon request. Yes, I do take requests!! For m...
