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VIII

*Dinner with divorced parents*

*parents start fighting*

kid: Oh will you two shut it already?!

mom: look what happened to your kid because you raised them wrong! they're shouting at us.

dad: my fault? You left us for your manwhore!

kid: oh please, if anyone's to blame its you two!

*parennt's start to argue again"

kid: dad, you don't have the right to dictate me of what I should see mom as. You can't just tell me to hate her! And at such a young age! That isn't right, I should have the choice to atleast get to know her before I decide what I feel about her. You took that opportunity away from me. The opportunity to have a mother by my side despite of what she did just because you were heartbroken and you wanted to take revenge on her.

mom: *smirks*

kid: mom it isn't like your any better. Your always about the material things and you left me for YOUR future, not mine. And despite having a kid you went around and parade yourself to your manwhores like the littl bitch that you are. You left my dad heartbroken and then you come to pretend and fix stuff when I'm far too broken to fix already.

parents:*silent*

kid: Stop blaming each other because its both your fault and mine. Mine too because I know that I've done things wrong in the past. Look, to be honest with you, I don't think we can ever amend this family. Mom you're far too emotionally removed from me to even try. Dad I'm too traumatized, too scared to even go back to you trying to control my life. But I'm good now. I'm 20, have a nice job and will soon move out. If you at least wanna see me a week then we can arrange dinners like this. But don't expect much from me because that's all I can give you.

kid: You spent so much of your times trying to gain control, trying to win me back that somehow both of you forgot that I'm still here. And now your times over, I have things I wanna do and things I need to do and I'm sorry to say this but I have no time for either of you. Take your for everything you've given me, thank you for the dinner but I have to go and hopefully next week when we repeat this you'd both be in a better mood.

kid: Goodbye *stands up and leave*