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Person a: I'm sad, like sad-sad. I don't feel like moving. Life is shitty. No one feels safe enough to be with.

Person b: Just go to therapy, do it like I do!

Person a: You go to therapy?

Person b: yeah sure, wattpad at three am full of lame love stories as I cry over one of the main characters dying, or sometimes both of them, with a tub of ice cream by my lap and a stash of chocolate.

Person a:

Person a:

Person a: Yeah, I think I'm good.

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