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Scenario: hero and villain knows each other in real life due to some reason but can't attack each other outside of the suit so they make really "inconspicuous" stuff to get to the other

*at the supermarket*

Hero: oh you're here

Villain: well there isn't really a lot of supermarkets in this town, is there?

*buying something*

Villain: why don't you try adding that liquid detergent to your meal tonight? It should give you a good lot of sleep

Hero: i don't know, maybe if you add some pest poison to yours then I'd consider it

Old person at the store just minding their own business: *chokes*

*at school*

Villain: lovely to see you here today. Let's hope I won't see you tomorrow

Hero: can you stop saying that everytime you see me? We are literally in the same class everyday.

Villain: wouldn't hurt to hope

*a life threatening scenario where in they are locked in together by some shit and couldn't get out of their civilian form*

Hero: ahhh, this bonds hurt too mucb! And this place is so dark!

Villain, who's lair is underground and is used to being locked and handcuff by the amount of time the hero called on the police on tjem: oh no, what a nightmare *with a totally straight face*


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