It's Monday. You're back at school. You're walking with your friend Madison to lunch. Luckily for you, you don't have to put up with Erica for a whole week. You're still living with Splatter Phoenix at the moment. Fine by you.
Recently, you've been calling your dad Elmo instead of dad. You were that pissed off at him for choosing your sociopath of a mom over you. Even the rest of the Fearsome Four had turned against Megavolt for his poor decision to choose your mom over you. They cared that much about you.
You get to the cafeteria and you get your lunch. You and Maddi sit down at your table. You sigh. Maddi says, "Is it your dad?" You say, "Elmo now. Since he betrayed me as a parent." You eat your fries.
Maddi says, "I'm so sorry this is all happening to you, (Y/N). I thought your dad was great up until now. Your mom is the evil witch that's put a spell on him to make him care more about her than you."
You say, "Sure feels like it. I thought I loved her... but guess what? I hate HER too. She hates me, anyways. I wish she never came out of that fucking coma and someone would just pull the plug on her." Maddi says, "It's a shame someone has to say this about their own mom. But I can't blame you. If she were my mom, I'd say the same shit."
Your phone suddenly rings and you pick it up. It's Bushroot. You grin. Madison says, "Who is it? You look happy about it." You say, "Reggie." You answer it and you say, "Hey." You get this from him, "(Y/N). You're not gonna believe this. But there's something your dad has done." "Ask Valerie to remarry him? And forget about ME?" "No. Not even close. I'll tell you when you get out of school. But trust me, you're gonna like hearing it." "Okay. Well, I'll see you when I get out later. Splats is coming to get me." "Have her drive to my house." "Okay." "See you then." "See you, Reggie."
You hang up and you smile saying, "As long as I get to hear from HIM... I'm happy." Maddi says, "Happy to talk to him?" You say, "Yeah. He's always been so sweet to me. I can't help it, Maddi. I'm in love with him." She says, "That's cool. I figured you were. He might find out soon." You say, "Splats was telling me that." You and Madison talk the rest of the time.
(Time skip.)
Later on after school, you're in the car with Splatter Phoenix. You told her to drive to Bushroot's place because he had something to tell you guys. You, actually. Splatter Phoenix says, "So Bushroot called you while you were at lunch, huh?" You say, "Yeah. He says he has something to tell me about dad." She says, "Oh?" You say, "Yeah."
You get to Bushroot's place and you park outside. You and Splatter Phoenix both get out and you walk to the front door. You knock and you wait. The door opens and there stands Bushroot. You blush and you look away, hiding a smile. He says, "Good. You're here. Come in." You and Splatter Phoenix walk in.
You see Liquidator, Quackerjack... and your dad. Your smile fades as you see him and you say, "What the hell are YOU doing here?" He approaches you and says, "(Y/N). Come back home. Please, honey?" You say, "Why the fuck should I... Elmo? You just want me to face HER! You love her more than me! You want me dead, too so you and MOM can live happily ever after!"
He says, "No! I don't! Honey, listen to me. Please?" You look at him and you say, "Make it quick. Bushroot had something to tell me too." He sighs and says, "No he doesn't. I set these guys up to do this." You say, "You what?!" He says, "There's a reason I did." You look around and you say, "Where is she? Is she gonna come out and attack me again?"
He says, "No. Because she's not gonna be living with us anymore." You look at him and you say, "Huh?" He says, "That night your mom came into your room and tried to suffocate you... Quackerjack gave me a teddy bear to put in your room before that happened. That was no ordinary teddy bear sitting on your dresser. That was a teddy cam."
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Darkwing Duck One Shots
FanfictionJust one shots I'm making of the 90s cartoon of the superhero duck, Darkwing Duck. So... yeah.