(Y/N) Your Name. (L/N) Last Name. (F/A) Favorite Animal.
(In this, Darkwing Duck and Megavolt have a little brawl as usual when they see each other, but one of Megavolt's experiments he invented called The Youthinator goes awry. He figures it would be hilarious to turn his arch enemy into a baby so he wouldn't be a threat to his schemes or crimes. Instead of zapping Darkwing with it, it backfires and gets him instead, turning himself into a drooling little toddler.)
It's nighttime. Darkwing Duck and his arch enemy who is a super charged electric powered villainous rodent named Megavolt, are having a brawl. He caught him unscrewing the bulbs from the billboard that displays Ductoria's Secret and he's trying to stop him.
Now the thing next to Megavolt is a sort of machine. Almost as big as he is. He says, "You can't stop me, Darkwing. I came prepared this time. Behold my new invention!" Darkwing Duck says, "What... exactly is that?" Megavolt grins and says, "Glad you asked Darkwing Dork. It's my latest creation called... The Youthinator!" He laughs a high pitched maniacal laughter.
He says, "This machine will for sure put a stop to you foiling with my plans to take over all the power in St. Canard. This very machine... will turn you into a mere baby with just a zap. A drooling, diaper wearing tot. Oh, it'll be hilarious!" He laughs again.
Darkwing Duck says, "You just try, spark plug." They have at it with pitting against one another. Megavolt kicks Darkwing about ten feet away and he says, "I've had about all I can take from you, duck. Now take this!"
He aims the Youthinator towards Darkwing Duck and Darkwing's eyes widen. He gulps. Megavolt says, "Good luck trying to stop me while you're a baby, Darkwing. I can picture it right now. I am the little terror... that poops in the night!" He laughs at what he said. He says, "I'm am the drooling baby who will no longer be a threat to villains. I am Totwing Duck!"
He presses the button, but it stops. He says, "Huh? What's wrong with this thing?" He looks at it and suddenly, it zaps the wrong way and it hits him instead. He says, "Ah! No! Not me! Gaaaahhh!!"
He starts to shrink down a few feet. Darkwing Duck watches as his arch enemy is shrank down. The whole thing stops and he looks to see a small toddler. A little rodent child with a touch of brown hair on his head. It's Megavolt, but now he's a baby. His goggles, jumpsuit and everything fell off of him so he's a naked little baby.
Darkwing Duck says, "Well, looks like it got you instead, didn't it Sparky?" Megavolt growls and in a high pitched voice he says, "Don't call me Sparky! I'll..." He puts his hand up to his neck and he says, "Is that my voice?" He looks around and says, "Awe. Dammit all. I'm a baby!"
Darkwing Duck approaches the now baby Megavolt and he tsks saying, "Looks like YOU'LL no longer be a threat to the citizens of St. Canard. Once again, Darkwing Duck wins!" Megavolt says, "Yeah yeah. I get it. Now get lost. I... Wait..."
He crawls to the edge and he looks down. His eyes widen as he looks at how far down it is. He backs up and he looks somewhat terrified. He whispers, "I forgot about my extreme fear of heights when I was younger." He gulps. He pants a bit. Darkwing says, "Um, I never thought I'd ask YOU this... but are you okay?"
Mega... or in this case Minivolt looks up and says, "Does it look like I'm okay, Dipwing?! I'm a goddamn baby! How the hell am I supposed to get down from here?!" He crosses his arms. Darkwing Duck sighs and says, "Well... It looks like I'm gonna have to help you down."
Megavolt says, "Psh. I don't need your help." Darkwing Duck says, "Suit yourself, Megavolt. You hate heights right now." Megavolt gulps and looks down at the road. He gets up and he runs to Darkwing. He hugs around his leg saying, "Take me with you! Don't leave me up here alone! Please?!" He shakes.
Darkwing Duck sighs and says, "Well... Alright. Come on. Let's... get you down from here." He picks up the now little Megavolt and he says, "We gotta get you some clothes, too." He stifles a laugh. Megavolt covers himself and says, "Hey. Don't laugh at me. I'm not an avian like you. I'm a rodent. Unlike you, I show." He looks away with a huff.
Darkwing Duck says, "A-alright, alright. Relax. Let's take you to a brief home for someone to take care of you." Megavolt says, "Take care? I'm a grown man!" Darkwing Duck smirks and says, "Not anymore, you aren't." Megavolt mumbles, "Dammit all. You're right." Darkwing Duck leaves, taking the little Megavolt with him.
(Time skip.)
Much to Megavolt's luck... or dismay, Darkwing Duck found a home for him. It's a wealthy family. The Parkers. They're a rich couple who don't have children of their own. They look to be fifty something. The man is Richard and his wife is Leona. They gladly took the little guy in. Darkwing Duck told them his name's Elmo... which it is for real. Elmo Sputterspark.
So really, this is much to Megavolt's dismay. He mumbles, "Psh. Great. A couple of rich oldies and I'm gonna be stuck with them. Never mind it... I gotta play along. Ugh." He rolls his eyes. Then he mumbles, "I wonder how the hell Darkwing figured out my real name, by the way."
He's got clothes on now. Clothes for little boys. He's sitting in his room when suddenly, the door opens and in comes Leona. She's a bigger beagle woman, short gray hair, etc. She says, "Oh Elmo! There you are, deary. Come on. It's time for you to meet our new nanny we've hired." She picks him up.
He thinks to himself, "Ugh. Christ, make her put me down. I don't want this wrinkly old bag carrying me." She says, "Alright. Let's go and meet her, huh little man? Yeah.~" She walks out with him and she hums a bit. Not in the best voice, either. He mumbles, "Ick."
She gets downstairs with Elmo in her arms. She says, "George dear! I've got Elmo!" He hears, "Just in time, honey! Miss. (Y/N)'s in here!" Megavolt now just Elmo thinks to himself, "She's probably some old skinny methed out crack head desperate to getting this job for money." He chuckles to himself.
She walks into the lobby and there stands Richard. Richard is a tall rodent man with a gray mustache, bald at the top with hair on the sides, etc. He says, "Ah, Elmo. There you are boy. We've got your nanny." Elmo mumbles, "Joy." Richard says, "Here she is. Miss. (Y/N) (L/N)." He steps aside.
Elmo looks and his eyes widen. He sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life. That's you. You're a (F/A). Your name... (Y/N) (L/N). You're twenty eight years old and are new to being a nanny. He thinks to himself, "Oh Edison. I was off. Way off. Ooh, she's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.~" You look over and Elmo's about to lose it. He sighs and smiles.
You smile at the toddler. Leona says, "Miss. (L/N). This is the child we've mentioned. His name is Elmo." You say, "Awe. He's so adorable. Can I... hold him?" Richard says, "Of course. Dear, would that be alright?" Leona says, "Well of course it's alright. She's his nanny, after all." You smile.
Elmo immediately holds his arms out to you whispering, "Yes, baby. Get me away from this oldie." You say, "Awe. You want me to hold you, little guy?~" He whispers, "Yes, mommy.~" You take him and he clings to you. He sighs and smiles. Richard says, "Look at that. He loves her, already."
Leona says, "Miss. (L/N). Richard and I will show you around our humble mansion." You say, "I'd like that." Richard says, "We'll show you up to Elmo's room as well, Miss. (L/N)." You say, "Okay." You follow them, carrying Elmo with you. He sighs and he smiles thinking to himself, "Maybe becoming a toddler wasn't so bad after all... I'm in love with my nanny.~"
(To be little...)
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Darkwing Duck One Shots
FanfictionJust one shots I'm making of the 90s cartoon of the superhero duck, Darkwing Duck. So... yeah.
