The next day, Gosalyn's on her laptop doing online college. Lucille is at work at the moment, so it's just Gosalyn that's at home. As she does her college courses online she suddenly gets an email. She says, "Who's this?" She clicks on it.
It reads, "Hello there." It's from somebody named Bud Flood. She says, "Who's Bud Fl... Wait." She looks at the profile pic and she gasps. She recognizes the watery villain. She says, "Holy shit. It's Liquidator. One of the Fearsome Four. What does HE want?"
She gets this, "I saw you and your friend at the club last night. Me and my friend Reggie did." She says, "Screw it. I have no choice but to reply." So she does. She types, "What do you want from me?" She sends it. She gets this, "Just to talk is all." She types, "About?" She sends it.
She gets this, "You, my dear. Nine out of ten people will recommend that I know about you." "You're Liquidator, aren't you? I recognize you by your profile picture." She sends it and gets this, "Fingers point to yes. I am in fact Liquidator. Didn't take you long to figure that out, huh? Something tells this former water bottle salesman that you're the same kid that followed Darkwing Duck around. Bushroot told me your name sounded familiar."
She says, "What the hell? How did they..." She types, "Why ME if you know I was tagging along with Darkwing Duck all of these years?" "You grew up fast." She says, "I'm convinced Liquidator's flirting with me via facebook messenger." She types, "What are you even planning?" She sends it.
He says, "Come meet me at the water factory." "Why?" "Just to talk. Don't worry. This isn't an ambush." "Fine, but don't try anything stupid." "You won't regret it... Gosalyn. This is an offer you won't wanna miss. Come meet me in thirty minutes. I can guarantee you Darkwing Duck won't be held hostage after this."
She logs off and she sighs and says, "Seriously. What does he want with ME?" She gets up and she leaves her room. She grabs her keys and she head out of the apartment. She heads to her car and she gets in. She starts it and she says, "Guess I have no choice." She drives to the water factory.
She gets there and she parks right outside by the sidewalk. She gets out of her car and she says, "Alright, Liquidator. What is it you want?" She walks towards the building and she looks around. Suddenly a puddle appears behind her and it grows out to Liquidator. He says, "Ah, there you are." Gosalyn turns around to see him and she says, "Alright. I'm here."
He walks over to her and he says, "So you did show up. I congratulate you." She says, "Alright. So what is it you wanted to talk about?" He says, "I know you're the same little girl that followed Darkwing Duck around." He looks at her and he smirks saying, "My, how you've grown. I saw you at the club last night. You and your gothic friend."
She says, "What are you bringing my friend into this for?" He says, "My friend Reggie fancies her." She says, "Joy. You mean Bushroot, right?" He says, "Answers point to yes. He happens to be into goth girls like her. You however... have sparked MY interest." She looks at him.
He says, "What do you say about dinner? A fancy restaurant. Chinese. Italian. Doesn't matter. Anything you want. I'll pay. No money back. This is a special offer I'm giving just for you, Gosalyn."
She looks at him and she says, "Wow. I... I guess it wouldn't hurt. Despite you being a major super villain." He smiles and says, "You won't regret it, my dear. You're lucky you've turned out the way you are." He chuckles and says, "Didn't expect you to turn out so voluptuous..."
He grabs her hand and he looks at her saying, "Gosalyn.~" She looks at him and he smirks. She blushes. He says, "I mean it. Dinner. My treat. I'll get you anything you desire.~" She says, "Okay. I'll go with you."
He smiles and says, "Great! Where at?" She says, "I guess that Greek restaurant on Maple Street." He says, "Meet me there at 6pm, tomorrow." She says, "Okay, Liquidator." He says, "Call me Bud." She says, "Okay... Bud." He leans down and says, "My... sweet.~" He kisses her on the hand and he stands up.
He says, "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity... even for me. I'll see you around, kid." He goes back to a puddle and he splashes his way away. Gosalyn says, "Well... Looks like I got a date with the Liquidator." She gets in her car and she starts it. She takes off.
(Time skip.)
Later on, Lucille is back. She's sitting in her room while Gosalyn is taking a shower. Lucille has her laptop on and it's playing Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. She's digging in her closet for something to change into.
She's completely unaware of somebody outside her bedroom window. A certain plant duck standing on a root. He's peeking in and he smirks. He watches as Lucille gets her work shirt off and her pants as well, leaving her in just her black bra and underwear with skulls on them. And he notices roses on them as well. He grins.
Lucille stops and she looks around. She looks back and looks out the window. Nobody's there. She says, "Weird. I swear I'm hearing shit." She gets her comfortable clothes on. Bushroot had hidden himself next to the window but up against the brick wall before Lucille could see him. He sighs and smiles. He peeks in and he watches as Lucille gets to her laptop.
She stops the music and she looks back. She gets a short glimpse of what looked to be a green face. She says, "What the hell was that?" She suddenly sees vines shrouding her window right outside. She says, "What the fuck?!"
The door opens and in runs Gosalyn. She says, "Lucille. What's wrong?" Lucille says, "Gos. Look out the window!" Gosalyn looks to see for herself and she says, "Oh crap. It's Bushroot!" They hear screeching. Lucille yells, "Better get out of here, jerk off! I'll call the police!" Right outside, Bushroot grins and signs, (You can try, cutie. I'll have you and Liquidator will have your friend.)
He gets down and he makes the vines uncover the window. He takes off. Gosalyn looks out and she sighs. Lucille says, "What's up, chick?" Gosalyn says, "I... have a date with one of them, tomorrow evening." Lucille says, "Oh man. For real? Which one?" Gosalyn says, "Liquidator."
Lucille says, "Well damn. Really?" Gosalyn says, "Yeah. What he told me... I guess I can't refuse the offer. He's taking me out on a dinner date." Lucille says, "Wow. We have stalkers. You have Liquidator. I've got Bushroot as mine. Does this mean... I should take Bushroot to get him to stop stalking me so much like a creep?"
Gosalyn says, "I mean, I don't know. I'm gonna guess Bushroot's in on it as well. Liquidator told me they were both at the club last night and saw us." Lucille says, "Welp... I guess it's a double date. And with two super villains."
(Not over yet.)
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Darkwing Duck One Shots
FanficJust one shots I'm making of the 90s cartoon of the superhero duck, Darkwing Duck. So... yeah.