Darkwing Duck One Shots

Honker x Reader

(Yep. Gosalyn's intelligent bespectacled little canary friend, Honker Muddlefoot. He's older in this one shot.)

(Y/N) Your Name. (L/N) Last Name. (F/A) Favorite Animal.

It's been years. Now it's the year 2000. Gosalyn Mallard and Honker Muddlefoot are now eighteen years old. Gosalyn's getting ready to move out, soon. So is Honker from his family's house. His older brother Tank  who is twenty, moved out two years ago and lives in a cruddy two bedroom apartment.

As a matter of fact, Honker's actually going to live with him for a few months until he books his own apartment. This was for the time being. Despite Tank bossing him around as kids, he's changed a little. He's the same with his attitude stuff, but he's not as mean to Honker as he was before.

Tank is actually there right now. Honker's got his stuff in the backseat of the car. Tank rode with him to their parents' house. Their mom Binkie and their dad Herb. They've got a daughter now that they've named Cici. She's almost the spitting image of Binkie and she's seven years old.

Binkie says, "I'm going to miss having my boys live here with us." Herb says, "So am I, Binkie. Bright side is, we still have our little girl livin' with us." Binkie says, "That's true, Herb dear." Cici runs over and hugs Honker saying, "Are you coming back to visit?"

Honker smiles and says, "Yeah. Of course I am, Cici. Don't worry." She pulls away and looks up at him saying, "Good. I'll miss you." Binkie smiles and says, "Awe. Well isn't that darling? Cici sure looks up to her brothers." Honker says, "Don't worry guys. I'll call you." Tank says, "Yeah. We'll make it."

Herb says, "That's good to hear from ya's. It won't be the same without ya two at home, though." Cici hugs Tank and says, "Will you be back, too?" He pats her on the head saying, "Yeah, little sis. Don't sweat it. Anyone messes with you, let me know. I'll make sure they won't." Cici pulls away and says, "That's good."

After saying goodbye, the brothers get in Honker's car and they close the door. Tank says, "Finally. My brother living with me... until you get your own apartment." Honker says, "You know you can come live with me, Tank. No offense, but your apartment's not the best. I'm moving in there for you." He puts the key into the ignition.

Tank says, "Heh. Hey, come on pipsqueak. Don't worry about it. With my reputation, that place is perfect for me. Nice neighbors." Honker says, "Reputation doesn't have anything to do with what environment you should live in, Tank. I'm just saying." Tank says, "Ah, relax Honker. We'll have a few drinks when we get to our destination. I have beer. Lay back. You're out of home, now." Honker says, "Yeah, alright." He puts it in drive and they drive off.

(Time skip.)

Meanwhile at around 7pm in a different part of St. Canard, there's a young (F/A) woman who's eighteen and at home with her mom, Georgia. That young lady... is you. (Y/N) (L/N). You live with your mom at the moment. You love her and she loves you. There's just one problem.

Her boyfriend. A thirty eight year old man named Reginald Bushroot. He's a half plant, half duck man. He's not the greatest. He constantly tries to keep you held back anytime you try to leave the house. Because of him, you have attitude problems.

You're at home right now. You're getting ready to walk out the front door. You're in short shorts and a spaghetti strapped shirt. You suddenly hear this, "Going somewhere?" You knew that deep voice and you sigh.

You turn around to see none other than Reginald. You say, "Why does where I go concern you? I'm eighteen fuckin' years old." He says, "I just want to know is all. You going out in that short outfit." You say, "Psh. Mind your own goddamn business, Bushroot." You grab the knob but you feel him pulling you back.

You say, "Yo! Back the fuck off me!" You move away and you face him. He smirks and he says, "You know something, sweetheart? I'd be careful if I were you. Eighteen year old female going out at night dressed the way you are? There's gonna be someone out there just waiting for sweet young things like yourself." You say, "Someone like you, you mean. Wanting just that." You turn around but he says, "Hey hey! Don't you leave anywhere!"

You turn to face him and you yell, "I said back the fuck off me!" You slap him in the face and you storm out of there. Reginald rubs his face where you hit him. He smirks and chuckles saying, "There's only one reason I date your mom, babe. It's not her I'm after.~"

He hears footsteps and he hears this, "What's going on?" He acts all innocent and he looks at your mom saying, "Poor (Y/N)'s mad at me. I don't know what I did." She knows and she squints her eyes saying, "Careful Reggie. I'm onto you." He says, "I... Okay okay. Fine. I made her storm out." 

She says, "Just watch it. You are a ahem, 'recovering' criminal. Am I right? You're known not just for robbing banks for feed money or any of that... but you're known for trying to kidnap women. Stay away from my daughter while I'm away." He says, "But..." She says, "But nothing. I'm onto you, Reggie." She walks off.

He smirks and says, "So that's how you wanna be, huh? Keep me away from the thing I want? Fine... I'll play your little game, Georgia. But, I'll have her. I'll have your daughter if it's the last damn thing I do." He chuckles.

(Time skip.)

Moments later, you're over at your friend Courtney Idaho's house. She's a duck girl with medium black hair, some piercings, etc. She's kind of a goth. You're sitting and talking to her. She says, "Problems with your mom's boyfriend again?" You say, "Ugh. Fuck is there ever. I'm getting sick of his shit, Courtney. He won't leave me the fuck alone. Especially with mama not around."

Courtney says, "Damn woman. Move the fuck out of there. Move in with me. I know about Bushroot. He hasn't changed his ways a bit and he never will. Hell, he may have only dated your mom so he could get to you." You say, "Psh. Fuck that. I'd rather make love to a fuckin' cactus."

She says, "He's kidnapped women before. He might do it again. Just get your shit out of your mom's house and come here. You'll be safer. I have a collection of knives I've ordered from different countries and they all work great. Hey. Wanna listen to some jams?" You say, "Yeah." She leans over and she turns her radio on. She gets it on the song When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000. You sigh and you smile, leaning back.

She says, "Tell you what, chick. Just stay here for tonight. We can go to Tank's place. Tank Muddlefoot. Friend of mine." You say, "Yeah?" She says, "Yeah. I hear his little brother moved in with him just today. He's eighteen like you." You say, "Who's his brother?" She says, "I think his name's Honker or Herbert Jr or something. I think he goes by just Honker. Tank told me." You and Courtney talk the rest of the time.

(To be continued...)