Darkwing Duck One Shots

Quackerjack x Bored Reader

(Y/N) Your Name. (L/N) Last Name.

You're a twenty four year old (favorite animal) woman named (Y/N) (L/N). You live in the metropolis known as St. Canard. The villain capital of the world. The city's riddled with super villains. Most people would be intrigued, shocked, etc. You on the other hand are always the least phased by things.

For the past eight years, you've become less and less interested in carnivals, your huge pay at work, Christmas, etc. You didn't see the point of them, anymore. You're never excited when you win something, either. Like a million dollar dream home or something. It just wasn't exciting to you.

You're at home right now in fact. You've just gotten off of work and you're watching Two in a Half Drakes. You're eating a bag of potato chips with french onion dip as you watch TV. You suddenly get a phone call and you look down at your phone laying on the couch.

You pick it up and you see your friend Juliette Lopes calling. You answer it and you say, "Hey." Juliette says, "Hey, (Y/N). What are you up to?" "Nothing really. Just watching Two in a Half Drakes." "Girl. You need to do something fun." "What's fun?" "That's what I mean, girl. You need it. You're off work tomorrow, right?" "Yeah. What about it?" "Girl, I'm taking you out tonight." "Okay." "Cool. I'll get us some sexy drinks." "It's okay, Jule. I got paid. I can just get something simple like a Redd's." "As long as you drink up, it's cool. I'll get you at 8pm. That cool?" "Sure." "Awesome. We'll try and meet some guys or chicks while we're at it." "Yeah. Okay. See you then, Jule."

You hang up and you sigh. You say, "I just can't feel the thrill to anything. I just... can't. I've become boring, I guess. I'm surprised someone like Juliette is friends with ME of all people. Oh well. At least she's a sweet girl."

(Time skip.)

It's 8pm. You're sitting in your living room and you suddenly hear a knock on your front door. You get up and you say, "Must be Jule." You walk to the front door and you open it. There's a duck woman with long blonde hair with black streaks. Purple shirt with a broken heart on it, black pants, etc. That's Juliette.

You say, "Hey, Jule." She grins and says, "Sup, sexy? Grab your purse and whatever and let's get going. We're going to the 666 Club. Hottest club in St. Canard." You say, "Sure, okay. Hold on." You walk to the couch and you grab your purse, phone, etc. You walk back to her and you say, "Okay." You and Juliette head out.

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Moments later, you're at a club. The 666 Club. You and Juliette both. You have a Redd's in your hand. She's drinking a Tequila Sunrise. You see people around dancing, sitting and talking, making out, etc. You say, "Now if only there was someone around carrying a tray with drugs, I could feel interested for a brief time."

Juliette grins and says, "Then I'll bring him here to us. You hatched a great idea." You say, "Oh boy." Juliette sees a guy in a trench coat and a hat. He has a bill stating he's a duck guy. He looked to be giving out pills or something. Juliette grins and says, "And here he is right now." She puts her fingers in her mouth and she whistles to the guy.

He looks over and he grins. You notice the toothy smile and you raise a brow. He comes over and he says, "Anything off this tray you two ladies want? Help yourselves. Doesn't matter. They'll all make you feel different." You grab a random one and you say, "Sure. If it means I won't feel so bored all the time, then so be it."

He grins and says, "That's the spirit." You pop that in your mouth and you swallow it. Juliette smirks and grabs one. She does the same. She says, "Girl. I do this shit more than you do. You'll be tripping out." You say, "I really don't care at the moment. I need to feel interested in things." She says, "At least you did it."