Darkwing Duck One Shots

Married Quackerjack x Reader pt. 2

Later on at night, you're at home alone. You're bored out of your mind. The song playing on your radio is Clocks by Coldplay. It's one of those radios that has youtube on it, so you listen to whatever you want, whenever. 

You pick up your phone and you message Jacky saying, "Baby. I'm bored. When are you coming over?" You send it. You get this, "On my way right now, pumpkin. I had a fight with the misses. The ahem... 'right one for me' misses." "Come to me. I'll relieve you from your stress. You don't need her, baby." You send it. You get this, "You're the greatest, (Y/N)." You smirk.

After texting him, you lay back and you wait. You suddenly hear a knock on the front door and you grin. You sit up and you get up from your bed. You walk out of your room and you get to the front door. You open it and sure enough, there's Quackerjack. You smile and you say, "Baby. Come in here." 

He walks in and you shut and lock the door. He says, "Hey, princess. I'm so happy to see you. Come over here.~" He pulls you close and you wrap your arms around him. You say, "Leave her and be with me, Jacky. You know you want to. I doubt she loves you the way I do, anyways.~" He says, "Believe me baby. I'll choose you over her, any day. You're mine, dolly.~" You say, "Awe, Jacky.~" 

You both lean in and you kiss each other. It's a deep passionate kiss and you moan into it a bit. He has his arms around your back and he moves a hand down a little lower to your butt. You pull away and you say, "Mm, you go right ahead Jacky. Grab my behind.~" He grins and says, "I did a lot more than that to you several times.~" You say, "You deserve to, my favorite toymaker.~" You both lean back in to kiss.

He leans down to kiss you on the neck and you gasp and you moan a bit. You say, "You do whatever you fucking want to me, Jacky. My favorite villain.~" He whispers, "Let's take this to your room, honey.~" You say, "Sure thing, baby.~" You both pull away and you grab each other's hands. You run to your room and you shut the door on your way in. Noises are heard from both of you.

(Time skip.)

The next day, you're with Quackerjack at a hideout he and his fellow Fearsome Four go to all the time. You're not the only woman there. Bushroot has someone with him as well. A duck woman with straight long brown hair, a yellow spaghetti strapped shirt, a black skirt, etc. That's the girl he's been seeing and her name's Lilly Dendron. His former crush Rhoda's younger sister.

Lilly looks over at you and says, "Who are you?" You say, "(Y/N). Who the fuck are you?" She says, "Lilly Dendron. The younger and hotter sister of someone my sweet plant man used to love. He prefers ME because I did more for him... a LOT more.~" She smirks. 

Bushroot blushes. The others hold back a laugh. You say, "Hey. You're not alone. Quackerjack here has been cheating on his wife with me." She grins and says, "Nice. We're the better ones." You bump fists. 

Bushroot holds Lilly close and she clings to him. She kisses him on the cheek and says, "Be at my place later, my plant prince.~" He smirks and says, "I shall oblige, my flower.~" She says, "Awe.~" 

You say, "Yeah. After Megavolt and I broke up, I found out about Quackerjack and his wife. I realized that he too loved toys. Tabby however was threatening to make him get rid of his toys. He needs to leave her and be with me. He and I can love each other all we want. Enjoy the sight of toys and dolls and bears in our house." 

Quackerjack says, "She is perfect. We've been having our affair for a year and two months, now. Tabby still unaware." You say, "She'll find out, eventually. You can't stay in a loveless marriage forever." Quackerjack looks at you. You look at him saying, "Just saying, babe." 

He says, "You know what? Screw it. We'll have our affair at my house next time. Minutes before Tabby comes home from work. You're right, (Y/N)... She needs to know she's not the woman for me. Liquidator, I'm taking your advice." 

Liquidator says, "Yeah?" Quackerjack says, "I'm divorcing her. I love (Y/N) too much to not do so." You smile and you say, "Awe, Jacky. You'd do that for me?" He says, "Yes. I love you, sweetheart." You say, "I love you too." 

Lilly says "Awe. That's sweet." Megavolt says, "Ha. Sounds like your anniversary with (Y/N)'s going better than your actual wife, Quacky." Quackerjack says, "You mean my soon to be ex wife." You smile and you say, "All the better for me to have him." 

(Time skip.)

The next day, you're at Quackerjack's place. He's with you. You both had planned this out. He's tired of sneaking around. He's gonna call it quits with his wife asap and be with you. So you're both gonna have an affair at his place and Tabby is gonna walk in on you guys in the act.

You're both in his and Tabby's room. You're in your bra and underwear and you say, "Ready for this?" He says, "Yeah. As long as we're together after this, I'm happy. I'm done with her. I want YOU.~" You pull him close and you say, "Kiss me, Jacky.~" He wraps his arms around you and he leans in to kiss you. You kiss him back and you have your arms around him as well.

Right outside, Tabitha is getting home. She parks in the driveway and she gets out of the car. She walks on the porch and she gets to the front door. She grabs the knob and she says, "Hmm... Something seems off." She twists the knob and she opens the door. She says, "Jacky's home from his schemes, early." 

She gets inside and she can hear this from Quackerjack, "Yeah. You like that, pumpkin?~" She says, "What is going on?" She hears a gasp and a squeal from a feminine voice and saying, "Yeah!~" She gasps and she marches down the hallway. She can hear moaning and she says, "What in gods name is going on in there?" 

She opens her bedroom door and there's her husband. Fondling up another woman. A younger woman, no doubt. You. She says, "Jacky!" Quackerjack gasps and looks back saying, "T-Tabby!" You back away and you say, "Oh shit! Your wife!" Quackerjack faces Tabitha and just as you and he planned you act and he says, "H-honey. I can explain." 

She says, "Explain what, Jacky?! That you're sleeping with some young slut?! Get your shit and get out of my house! Now!" She looks at you and says, "As for you." You look at her. She says, "Be lucky I'm sparing you... for now. Get dressed and get the hell out of my house. Go on!" You get dressed and Quackerjack grabs his shirt. He gets that on over his harlequin hat and he leaves with you. 

As you leave the house Tabitha yells, "Don't you ever think about coming back, Jacky! You and I are through! I should have known something was up with you! Be ready to see our divorce papers!" She slams the door shut. You and Quackerjack both grin and you face each other. He grabs your hands and says, "It worked! Hee hee! It worked, babe." 

You say, "Come move in with me, sweetie. We can finally be together as much as we want." He says, "I love you so much." You say, "I love YOU." You both lean in to kiss, then you pull away. You get in his car and you both take off.

As a result, Quackerjack and Tabitha file for a divorce and he ends up with you. You end up pregnant with his child a month later. You have a son you name Wade. He's a duck like his dad is. Bushroot gets Lilly pregnant with triplets. All girls. Tara, Lara and Sara. You're happy to finally be with your favorite villain. Quackerjack.

(End.)