Valentine's day special

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Hazbin Hotel

I woke up, and looked at my calendar... Here it is again... that awful time of year... February 14... Valentine's Day. Never once have I gotten a valentines card or chocolate. Back in the 3rd grade I'd make a heart shape paper bag. The purpose of that, is that me and my classmates would stick our Valentine's Day cards into the bag and we see who we get them from. Problem was... I didn't get jack shit... I mean I would get chocolate from my mom, but that doesn't count. All that changed when the 4th grade when I only get 1 card from Jennifer, but that doesn't mean shit to me, now that I know she's a psychotic satanic bitch. And all the other kids got stuffed bears, chocolate, gifts, cake and other shit, and I only get one fucking card, from a Satan worshipper!

"Ugh, how I hate this holiday. 😞😞😞" I said, as I got out of bed and started getting dressed for the day. "Knowing hell, the residents will just probably stay indoors and fuck all day and all night." I walked out the door, and continued to mumble to myself. "Everyone else acting all lovey dovey... ugh... please just let me get through this day." I said as I entered the elevator. I waited until I reached ground floor. Every second feels like one step closer for this day to end. Once I reached the ground floor I exited the elevator and prepare to walk out the front door.

"Hey Max." I was then stopped by a familiar voice. I turned around and looked to see Cherri bomb.

"Cherri? What're you doing here?" I asked.

"What do you mean? It's Valentine's Day, I thought my boyfriend would be happy to see one of his concubines give him a Valentine's Day gift."

"Oh... well... thanks." I said as Cherri gave me a a card. I opened it and it said "being with you is a blast 🍒 💣" This was unexpected. Someone actually giving me a Valentine's Day gift.

"No problem! I'd stay and hang out but I have some important business to take care of. So I'll just leave you with this. *smooch*" she gave me a kiss and left.

"Huh... okay." I said as I stuffed the card in my pocket and left.

Later

I was walking on the streets, I decided to head to I.M.P to see Loona.

"Hey Max." I looked over and saw Vaggie.

"Yo Vaggie, what's up?" I asked.

"I... don't read into this, but... here." Vaggie shoves a Card to my chest, Vaggie is blushing, looking as red as a tomato.

"Wow... thanks Vaggie." I said.

"S-shut up. I'm gonna go give Charlie hers." She said as she left. I read the card and it says "Apoyemos a la persona que amamos juntos." I use the translator on my phone and it says. "Let's continue to support the one we love together."

"Yeah... let's do it."

Later

I was walking by the porn studio and saw Velvet.

"HUBBY!!!!"

"H-hey, velvet... happy Valentine's."

"Thank you!!!! I made you a little something." She said as she pulls out a cake. "Here you go, red velvet!"

"Wow, thanks." I said.

"Your welcome hubby. Well I gotta go, see ya!" She said as she walked inside the studio.

"Huh... this is a lot of stuff... I'm gonna need a bag." I said as I looked around. Then I saw a mall, "Valentine's day sale, 50% percent off"

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