Hazbin Hotel: The Innocent Sinner

Chapter 5 The Commercial

Later

"Soooo this is where you will be staying, your free to leave whenever you want." Charlie said positively.

"..."

"Ehh... you have a bed, a bathroom, and a..."

"..." I just laid on the bed, not listening to what she has to say.

"... We'll figure this out, I promise." She said to me sympathetically as she hugs me.

"?" She feels so warm... and she smells so good... but that doesn't change the fact that I'm still trapped here.

"I'll check up on you later." Charlie said as she leaves my room.

"Well? How is he?" Vaggie asked as she was waiting at the door.

"He's... a bit sad... but I think that hug made him feel a little better."

"I hope so. Man, I feel sorry for him. It must be rough for such a good guy like him to be sent to hell."

"Ugh... Jeez what's with the gloomy mood? Your gals are killing the vibe here." Angel dust said.

"Well in case you forgotten, we have a guy who's in hell after doing nothing wrong his whole life, so how about you show some little remorse?" Vaggie said.

"Pfft, please, this guy just needs to lighten up a bit, maybe take a walk around town, show him a fun time, if you know what I mean, heh heh"

"Are you fucking insane? He'll never survive out there, he can't defend himself." Vaggie said.

"Yeah, the guys a puss but that doesn't mean we can't accompany him." Angel dust said.

"Maybe getting to know the environment, wouldn't be a bad idea. I mean hell isn't all bad, I mean there are some fun spots for all ages, like Lu lu world."

"Yeah, some fresh air outta do him some good."

"*sigh* okay, fine... BUT, only if he wants to go." Vaggie said.

"Pfft. Easy, just stay here and watch, as I use my charms to win him over." Angel dust walked into Max's room.

"Hey handsome, I was wondering-"

"Fuck off, I ain't doing shit with you." I said.

"... okay." Angel dust felt like he was shot down.

"Hmm... well at least I know he's smart." Vaggie said.

"Fuck you." Angel dust said, as she walked away.

"Heh heh, anyway with that said and done, I think it's best if we gave him some space." Vaggie suggested.

"Yeah, let's go." With that, Charlie and Vaggie left.

But Angel dust peaked from around the corner.

"Okay, so you wanna play it the hard way? We'll play it the hard way." Angel dust said as he reached for his pockets and took out his hell-phone.

"Hey sugar tits, I need a little help with something."

Later

I was laying  on my bed watching TV, thinking on what my future may hold... There must be a way to get out of hell.

I was surfing through channels figuring out what to watch.

"-Our company's special access to the living world-" !!!!!!!!!!!

"Wait what?" I thought.

I turned back to the channel but it just ended.

"Dammit! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, NOW HOW AM I GOONA-" just as I thought my luck was about to run out, to my surprise, the commercial played again.

"Hi there I'm Blitz∅, the O is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P, Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell? Or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?"

Well... I am definitely innocent, and I got majorly fucked by a bunch of satan worshippers. The camera cuts to another guy, judging by that lame cardboard at the bottom left, it's some guy who hired them.

"After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING A DELIVERY MAN, you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me, I really wish I can stick it to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body."

Lovingly killing your wife? What the-

"Well luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!"

Then the commercial went to a jingle.

"... Holy shit..." I found my way back to the living world.

A/N: hey so I can't find my own story In any of the tags so if you can share this story that'd be great.