A OC x Hazbin Hotel X Helluva boss fanfic. An innocent teen has been sent to hell after being brutally killed, and must find a way to get back to the living world.
WARNING: For all first time readers if you like this story and find it interesting...
A/N: please Viv, please give us the name of the school, I can use it in the remake, also I swear if they have students named Jennifer, Matt, Chet, Brittney (bet you it's the girl on the far right, she looks like a Brittney), Jesus (REALLY unlikely I don't think I seen anyone named Jesus on tv or animation. name a show that has a character named Jesus I dare you) then either I predicted Helluva boss, or I inspired Viv... pretty sure the second one is unlikely.
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The next day
Ugh... I walked down to the hotel to get some breakfast... and aspirin. I was tired and drained of life. As I was getting my breakfast ready, Angel comes in and starts a conversation.
"Morning handsome. How was your night? Bet it was more wild than mine."
I took a sip of my coffee. I barely got any sleep last night.
Then all of a sudden, I saw Vaggie coming into the dining hall and stomping towards me.
"Oh, hey Vaggie what's-"
*Smack*
Without warning, Vaggie punched me. Angel sat there wide eye, still eating.
"Ow! What the fuck did I do!?" I asked.
"That's for last night!" Vaggie said.
"What?! What did I do?!"
"ME!!!" Vaggie said.
Flashback
"Ah ❤️. So this is what -oh❤️- it feels like." Vaggie said.
Meanwhile
Unknown to Max, right outside the window of the hotel.
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Now
With my knees and head on the floor, apologize to Vaggie.
"I-I'm sorry."
"You better hope that 6 weeks from now I'm not vomiting."
"Oh I'm sure THAT'S not gonna happen on your first time. And besides Sinner can't get other sinner's pregnant." Max said in confidence.
6 weeks later
Hazbin Hotel
Max was standing outside Charlie's bathroom, she's constantly vomiting.
"Okay so Charlie's vomiting. Doesn't mean she's experiencing morning sickness." Max said to Angel as he went over to Vaggie's room. Only to find her in the bathroom vomiting as well.
"You... stupid... fuck. When I'm done here, I'm gonna- blech" Vaggie said, but was cut off as she felt the urge to vomit again.
"I'm sure that's just a coincidence." Max said.
"I don't know man, I woke up with my sister even vomiting." Angel dust said.
"Coincidence! And I'm gonna prove it to you right now." Max said as he pulled out his phone.
"... it's ringing right now." . .. ... "Hey Tex, just calling to confirm something, how're Verosika and the rest of the girls."
"... oh really... okay... alright... oh that's interesting... okay, thanks, see ya." Max said as he hung up.
"So what'd he say?" Angel dust asked.
"... I'm starting to think that I maybe wrong." Max said.
"Okay one last attempt." Max said as he dialed a number.
"... hey blitz, I'm just checking on Loona to see how she's doing." Max said.
"...okay... alright... oh really... okay-"
"Dude." Angel dust said.
"Okay yeah the girls are pregnant." Max said.
Later
"Please Vaggie look in your heart! Why are you using a chainsaw?!!!" Max pleaded with Vaggie as she held a chainsaw close to Max's crotch.
"Because using my spear would be an act of mercy." Vaggie stated.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"Vaggie stop!" Charlie exclaimed.
"Yes hon." Vaggie said as she put the chainsaw away.
"Thank you hon." Max said as he's still laying on the floor.
"Your welcome darling."
Vaggie and Max return to their seats, everyone now gathered at the hotel including Velvet, Cherri, and Octavia who Max called after calling Blitz, who were vomiting into a mini trash can. Along with Lucifer and Lilith with their newly appointed secretary Jennifer.
"So... looks like I'm gonna be a dad..." Max said.
"How is that even possible I thought sinners can't give other sinners pregnant." Cherri said.
"Well, yes that's usually the case but in Max's case he's only half a sinner since he was an offering to Satan. And there a probability that the sinner can have the privilege to procreate."
"What?!" Max asked shocked.
"And the odds of that happening are 1%."
"ONLY 1%?!?!" Max asked even more shocked.
"Actually it's 0.1%."
"AND YOU WERE GONNA CUT MY DICK OFF WITH A CHAINSAW?!?!"
"Well looks like I can't now. Even though I REALLY want to right now." Vaggie said.
"Hey you bitch did you knew about this?!" Octavia asked Jennifer.
"I'm honestly just as shocked as you all."
"Pfft, some satan worshipper you are." Cherri asked.
"Well how he did it is besides the point. It's what he's gonna do about it, is the problem! You gonna take responsibility?!" Vaggie asked.
"*sigh* Yes, I will... I've been meaning to do this for a while now."
Max brought out 10 small boxes. Max opens them to reveal rings. I was gonna find the right time to do this, but seeing the circumstances I guess I have to take responsibility now am I right?
The girls looked at the boxes in shock, and were on the verge of crying. Even Jennifer but unlike the rest of the girls she wasn't crying out of happiness.
"Molly. Cherri. Loona. Octavia. Velvet. Verosika. Apple, Coco, Kiki... Charlie. Will you all Marry me?"
