Chapter 34 Family dinner

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Here I am... sitting at the table with the king and queen of hell themselves, but that's not what's making me nervous. What's making me nervous is they're the parents of my main girlfriend, the princess of Hell, Charlie Magne.

"So, Max... tell us about yourself." Lilith said as she took a sip of her wine.

"... Well, before I died I used to live a... not so much as a good life, but a normal one."

"Lemme guess you were bullied a lot weren't you?" Lucifer asked.

"I mean... yes, hehe, it was actually quite regularly, but in the end I showed them... now they're down here, where they belong." I said.

"Hehe, I like this guy already. So... I hear you've been killing overlords and taken their territory, who do you plan on going after next?" Lucifer asked.

"Huh... well... I was thinking about attacking the Von Eldritch family. although I don't feel like taking on a whole family, so I think I may just skip them."

"Wise choice, I mean I'm on good terms with them. Would be ashamed if something were to happen to them." Lucifer asked.

"Huh, okay so no killing the Avon Eldritch family... okay." I said I was about to take a sip of tea when Lilith asked an unexpected question.

"So... when can I expect some grandkids?"

"PFFFFFFT" the question caused me to do a spit take.

"MOM!" Charlie hollered.

"Just wondering." Lilith said.

"Well... it may be soon." I said.

"Wonderful! So, you only have two target left, probably one of the most powerful ones. What'll you do?"

"Kill them... if possible." I said.

Later

After dinner we went back to the hotel and I went to my room, and saw Midnight laying on top of Vark.

"So then... just need to kill 2 of them. And might as well start with HIM."

A/N: sorry I haven't been updating

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A/N: sorry I haven't been updating. I've been distracted with playing spider-man Miles morales. Thought I'd give you a little something. Sorry it's short.

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