The Wonderbolts decide to play a game of truth or dare, and decide to let their friends tell them what to do and give them dares and questions!
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SF: Oh, they gonna hate me for this. But it's a dare... and...well...I guess I'm gonna have to do it. I don't think Clipper is going to be happy though...
SC: Who are you talking to?
SF: No one.
SC: Okay.
SF: Wait, come with me, I have something to announce...
SC: Why do I sense something bad coming?
SF: Are you ready to lead the team?
SC: Oh, are you putting me on temporary leading?
SF: No, I'm leaving the team. Forever.
SC: WHAT?? YOU...WHAT?!
SF: You heard me. You're team captain now, or do I have to replace you for Crash?
SC: I'm sorry...I'm shocked...are you sure this is the best thing to do...?
SF: I'm to old for this job.
SC: Spitfire, you're only 24.
SF: Yeah, and Crash is 13.
SC: It doesn't make you old though.
SF: CLIPPER! I'm in my 20s! Wait...how old are you? I think all of the Wonderbolts all very old...maybe we should just finish the Wonderbolts forever.
SC: OMG, who are you and what have you done with the real Spitfire?! Are you seriously judging us by age?! Also, I'm 28.
SF: Oh so you're grandpa age.
SC: What...?
SF: Yeah, you're grandpa.
(What's wrong with me? LMAO)
(Time Skip)
SF: Alright Wonderbolts! I have an announcement to make...
WC: BOOO! We haven't even started training yet!
S: Do you want to be put on cleaning duty?
WC: Eww, you have gas to pass.
S: What...never mind.
SF: ATTENTION! I'm leaving the team because I'm surrounded by a bunch of old grannies and old grandpas. Clipper is the official team leader now.
S: Wait, did you just call me a GRANNIE? I'm only 24!
SF: Grandma age.
SC: I don't know what's wrong with her...she's been like this all morning.
FS: I bet she's drunk or something.
MF: I thought there was a no drinking policy?
RD: That's for me, idiot. I'm only 13 years old.
B: Right, so you aren't allowed to drink yet. I feel so sorry for you.
RD: I wouldn't want to become a crazy idiot anyways. I'm too cool for that.
B: PFFT.
WC: Shut up, Salsa. We don't need to hear about Spitfire being drunk. Also Spitfire, are you drunk?
SF: Why in ten years would I be drunk?
WC: You called us grandpas!
FF: And us grandmas!
SF: Not all of you. Crash is a juvenile.
RD: EXCUSE ME?! You know what? You're right, Volcanic Ash. She is drunk.
Fire Streak: *smirks* See? I told you.
HW: I can't believe Spitfire's been drinking.
SC: Technically the only one allowed to not drink is Crash.
Lightning Streak: So we can go have a bachelor party?
RD: What's a bachelor party?
SC: Shush child, you don't need to know that.
RD: Are you drunk too?
SC: What?! Spitfire also called me a grandpa as well! Therefor proves I am not drunk.
TL: No one wants to hear about you being drunk, Clipper. Didn't you hear what Captain said? She's quitting.
SC: Oh yeah...and that too.
HW: Wait, Spitfire you can't just quit! You're the best Captain there is!
SF: I have. I will.
MF: Are you being 100% serious, or are you like...baffling us?
SF: I'm deadly serious.
FF: How do we know she ain't pranking us?
SF: I, Spitfire, Captain Of The Cloudsdale Wonderbolts announce my retirement as the Captain Of The Wonderbolts Academy and give full leadership to Clipper.
WC: Did she just-
RD: She did.
MF: I never thought I'd live to see this day.
S: I have no words.
LS: Goodbye to a good Captain, hello to a bad Captain.
FS: I miss the good old days already.
B: I'm shook.
TL: I must be dreaming.
HW: I'm so shook, I'm shaking.
SZ; Well isn't this great.
LS: Clipper, since you're the new Captain, can you throw a bachelor party?
SC: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU aND BACHELOR PARTIES?! NOOO! AS my role of Team Captain, my first announcement is no bachelor parties until Crash reaches her 20s.
SZ: What!! That isn't fair!
RD: Once again, what's a bachelor party?
B: Something very inappropriate and something your young and inexperienced mind doesn't need to know just yet.
FF: Yes, while you're still young safe your youth before it gets corrupted.
Rainbow Dash: *whispers into Fleetfoot and Blaze's ears, and then lifts a wing for them to peer at*
FF & B: OMG.
SC: I will let everyone off at 5:00 and we have two hour lunch breaks.
SF: JK it was a PRANK! HAHHA GOT YOU!
SC: Seriously?
SZ: I never should have believed you, Spitfire.
MF: Whoa, such a good prank. Yeah.
SF: Alright, fun's over, TIME TO START YOUR TRAINING!
(I don't even know what this chapter is, lmao. It's such a disaster. The crap I put up with, xD. Hope y'all like this monstrosity, and I'll be creating a story soon explaining why Dash is only 13, lmao. Bye!!)
